United Thread | 2025/26

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The body language from some of them yesterday was awful. When we were 1 nil up about 25 mins in and Fernandes fucked up to let the ball out of play for a throw in, he just shrugged and sulked. I know Fernandes is always prone to that but he usually leaves it until 70 mins on or so, not 1 nil down 25 or so into a derby

Think their keeper situation is one to keep an eye on. I was reading red cafe before the derby and most of them think bayindir is a million miles off, and they seem to be right. The other keeper theyve signed is a huge, huge gamble and if it doesnt come off they're not gonna have a keeper who is up to scratch. Onana for his sins and mistakes is capable of playing at this level, bayindir doesnt look like he is, and the other guy who knows but he musnt be head and shoulders above bayindir or he would have started. He's a 23 year old nobody from the Belgian league.

Could be a horror show. A wonderful, wonderful horror show
 
Thanks for your support coming in fancy dress as blue seats was a master stroke
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When the rags players came over to their remaining fans (hahaha) we were queuing to get out of SS3 and everyone was singing "You're fucking shit " at them.
Always good to take the piss out of the cunts isn't it
 
When the rags players came over to their remaining fans (hahaha) we were queuing to get out of SS3 and everyone was singing "You're fucking shit " at them.
Always good to take the piss out of the cunts isn't it
Awww I missed that ! ...... that's my favourite derby day song an all
 
Seems Amorim is asking to be sacked

They again will fall in the same hole as previous years. Sign a manager, who prefers to set-up differently than previous one, then fail and make the same eternal circle again.
 
Well the cycle has started even earlier i believed they would get off to a decentish start put away Grimsby and the rag media gets all giddy ...........but here we are in September and we have to put up with the whats wrong with United bollocks ..................they are fucking shit they will sack this manager they will throw 500 million at the next messiah and he will be booted out within the next year or so ..........rinse and repeat.

The poor bastards need to forget about past glories they just need to realise they are a bog standard club that may get the odd cup win like the 70s and 80s
 
Wayne rooney (now a pundit) says this...

Ruben Amorim's win rate across all competitions is the worst of any permanent Manchester United manager since World War Two and his win record is a dismal 26% in the league.


haha ha
Wayne Rooney didn't think this though the thick ****

AI generated...

wayne rooney win record as a manager
Wayne Rooney has managed four clubs in his career,
Plymouth Argyle, Birmingham City, D.C. United, and Derby County.
Here is a summary of his managerial record at each club:

[th]
Club​
[/th][th]
Tenure​
[/th][th]
Win Ratio​
[/th]​
[td]Derby County[/td][td]November 2020 - June 2022[/td][td]28%[/td] [td]D.C. United[/td][td]July 2022 - October 2023[/td][td]26%[/td] [td]Birmingham City[/td][td]October 2023 - January 2024[/td][td]13.3%[/td] [td]Plymouth Argyle[/td][td]May 2024 - December 2024[/td][td]24%[/td]
His overall managerial record across all his roles stands at 46 wins from 177 matches, according to Sofascore. This translates to an overall win rate of 26%.
 
AI generated...

wayne rooney win record as a manager
Wayne Rooney has managed four clubs in his career,
Plymouth Argyle, Birmingham City, D.C. United, and Derby County.
Here is a summary of his managerial record at each club:



[th]
Club

[/th][th]
Tenure

[/th][th]
Win Ratio

[/th]​
[td]Derby County[/td][td]November 2020 - June 2022[/td][td]28%[/td] [td]D.C. United[/td][td]July 2022 - October 2023[/td][td]26%[/td] [td]Birmingham City[/td][td]October 2023 - January 2024[/td][td]13.3%[/td] [td]Plymouth Argyle[/td][td]May 2024 - December 2024[/td][td]24%[/td]

His overall managerial record across all his roles stands at 46 wins from 177 matches, according to Sofascore. This translates to an overall win rate of 26%.
And the Tudor monarch is paid to sit there and advise another manager? (Jeff? Did I tell you it was unbelievable?)
 

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