United Thread | 2025/26

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Fourth highest revenue in world football.
Do they realise who is second.

Doesn't really matter how big your revenue is, if your out goings are more than your in comings. You are living above your means and owe people money.
 
They're telling them what they want to hear so they can get the engagement. 1st goal is always huge in the derby, but coming home from the game I couldn't remember them having a shot on target even though the stats said 2
They had a powder puff attempt from Sesko that Donna threw his cap on and a really sweet volley from Mbueno.
 
Look everyone. You have no soul. You have no conscience. You hate Yoonited. You hate Trafford. How dare you kick a horse, when it's already dead. 70 % of the scum said they would beat us and all you can do is laugh your heads off. You don’t care that the 70% are in a mental health crisis, all because of Sunday. And Foden. And Haaland. For shame! May they be relegated, nonetheless. What say you?
 
I don't think I've ever seen a "start a thread whilst pissed, probably won't even remember doing it tomorrow" thread during daylight hours before. Impressive.
 
They had a powder puff attempt from Sesko that Donna threw his cap on and a really sweet volley from Mbueno.
Whereas the BBC would probably have reported it thus: 'The billionaires of City were left reeling after endless attacks from this wonderful Untied team. The pampered rich boys under the so-called 'greatest manager ever' Pep Guardiola, were toothless in attack and lacklustre in midfield - best not mention what City laughingly call a defence.
It soon became apparent that with Untied dominating proceedings, Amorim had decided to ease the pressure on Guardiola and told his men to take their foot off the gas. Which proves what a magnificent man he is, and what an astonishingly fortunate man Pep is to get away with his billion pound team scoring three highly controversial goals against the run of play.'
 
After seeing the mighty blues win the lot, this shower going down now remains one of my greatest desires.
No. It would be fucking unbearable. Remain in the PL and remain absolutely irrelevant to the race for European places. Mid table obscurity, scraping draws and getting beaten by the PL also rans. If they got relegated it would be headline news every fucking week - the coverage now is bad but in the Championship it would be ridiculous. Can you imagine the news media and Talk shite/5Live coverage of every game.

No, stay where they are, just above the relegation zone and being laughed at.
 
No. It would be fucking unbearable. Remain in the PL and remain absolutely irrelevant to the race for European places. Mid table obscurity, scraping draws and getting beaten by the PL also rans. If they got relegated it would be headline news every fucking week - the coverage now is bad but in the Championship it would be ridiculous. Can you imagine the news media and Talk shite/5Live coverage of every game.

No, stay where they are, just above the relegation zone and being laughed at.
How about yo- yoing between the 2 for a good few years? A cycle of fighting off relegation, getting relegated, missing out on promotion, promoted, fighting off relegation.....
 
No. It would be fucking unbearable. Remain in the PL and remain absolutely irrelevant to the race for European places. Mid table obscurity, scraping draws and getting beaten by the PL also rans. If they got relegated it would be headline news every fucking week - the coverage now is bad but in the Championship it would be ridiculous. Can you imagine the news media and Talk shite/5Live coverage of every game.

No, stay where they are, just above the relegation zone and being laughed at.
What's to say they wouldn't go down again?
 

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