United Thread | 2025/26

[dadnlad]

But Sky can roll it in glitter

that rob dorsett ? buzzes about everything hes there go to they use like tv programes using upbeat music england rags cartel clubs clear n obvious

ha ha carrington one of best training centres in world its a farmers field with tin hut in corner

 

[flook]

Just think, if Erling and Tijjani had put away those golden chances, it would be zero.

And ours would be +228.

erm theirs would be +2 and ours +226 .......

 

[The Black Shed]

How the fuck have these cunts made revenues of £650 mill

Every person within their worldwide fanbase has gofunded a quid each. Easy!

 

[Vienna_70]

erm theirs would be +2 and ours +226 .......

Yeah, I was thinking of the specific difference against them, but that’s not what it is.

 

[Jesus2020]

He'll be gone after the Liverpool game unless they win. My prediction is at 0 0 they both get a penalty at 90 plus 11mins. And both take it at each end at the same time. There will also be a live stream to Madrid who regardless of if theyre playing or not will also take a penalty at the same time. VAR will just be a video recording of Bonnie Blue getting gangbanged

 

[Johnnyblue7]

Irrespective of whatever scam they are allowed to use by their Premier League fuck buddies to cheat the system, the debts will keep climbing ever higher and the bastards are at some point going to have to start paying their debts off.
Personally I think that tipping point is very close, it's totally unsustainable.

 

[deegee33]

The last time the rags won two league games on the bounce was February 2024

That may not be broken till February 2027, when they are toiling in the Championship.

 

[mexico1970]

He'll be gone after the Liverpool game unless they win. My prediction is at 0 0 they both get a penalty at 90 plus 11mins. And both take it at each end at the same time. There will also be a live stream to Madrid who regardless of if theyre playing or not will also take a penalty at the same time. VAR will just be a video recording of Bonnie Blue getting gangbanged

Puts an all new meaning to the term "Magic sponge".

 

[TinFoilHat]

Who's the modern equivalent of Tommy Doc?

 

[SilverFox2]

They will be glad to put a positive slant on the figures to stop the fans giving them hassle. Remains to be seen if the drop in share value (a real loss) can be sold as a stock exchange risk not a United loss.
As said before turnover is no good if costs exceed that figure.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

They've had record income every time their financials come in for the past 10 years, and they've still be shite for all that time.

 

[Totnes Blue]

Who's the modern equivalent of Tommy Doc?

BFS!

 

[cleavers]

But still spend 200m on players shite

Did you mean ?

 

[Working Man's Blues]

Oh dear £666M the revenue of the beast... yawn

 

[Stoned Rose]

@Prestwich_Blue

Are these cunts on the take?

 

[homerdog]

Oh dear £666M the revenue of the beast... yawn

Red Devils? More like spawn of the devil!

 

[vincent]

Trading down 9%. Is Simon still putting a positive spin on their financials…

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Every person within their worldwide fanbase has gofunded a quid each. Easy!

TLDR £33 million loss

 

[oldhamblue]

He'll be gone after the Liverpool game unless they win. My prediction is at 0 0 they both get a penalty at 90 plus 11mins. And both take it at each end at the same time. There will also be a live stream to Madrid who regardless of if theyre playing or not will also take a penalty at the same time. VAR will just be a video recording of Bonnie Blue getting gangbanged

She was at Rangers at the weekend. People were tweeting "Bonnie Blue at Ibrox and Russell Martin is still the biggest **** in here'

 

[beast]

Oh dear £666M the revenue of the beast... yawn

I fucking wish