United Thread | 2025/26

[RodneyRodney]

It’s ok the jigsaw is in a box. If only they had the key to unlock it.

...Beckham still wouldn't be able to fit the peices together to make a rooster

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

I’ve enjoyed almost 63 years of hating the fuckers. One advantage of being a FOC.

I hated them when I was in the womb

 

[spinney]

Ryanair derby

The Donkey Derby

 

[Marvin.]

Thats part of the reason i hate them so much, the fact that they arent relevant yet they are continually shoved in our faces by every media outlet in a pathetic attempt to make them relevant.

Articles get commissioned on the basis of reads and interactions.

 

[mancboy]

Articles get commissioned on the basis of reads and interactions.

surely thats a circular motion tho, the greater the amount of articles the more reads and clicks therefore artificially inflating the figures and also how do you categorize those articles if the rags get humped 5 or 6 this weekend there will be a multitude of articles written about them viewed by everyone so they can laugh at them, i suppose if they are popular or relevant as a figure of fun then okay.

It goes back to the whole 600m fans crap and how that was categorized the want to write articles about them for reads and interactions is artificially inflated by the same type of categorization.

 

[Nevizade]

Crerand, the ticket tout, the liver thief, captain cripple, both gargoyles, dozy David, camelgob, the dog wanker, etc, etc, etc.

The (alleged) wife-beating family man

 

[Totnes Blue]

I’ve said this several times before; the "Gossip Column" is just a round up of what’s in the media on any given day. It’s NOT the BBC’s gossip; each snippet gives credit to the source, such as the Sun, talkshite, etc.

The same round up is available on Sky and TNT.

Apparently they are interested in a striker,Mateo Retegui.£52m.Thought they had just bought three in the summer?

 

[dadnlad]

Apparently they are interested in a striker,Mateo Retegui.£52m.Thought they had just bought three in the summer?

Their thinking of using slabhead as defender in future

 

[horlock_was_super]

I hated them when I was in the womb

Every other sperm was a rag - just like my twat of a dad.

 

[eversince 76]

Ive been enjoying the rags and their media since … uh … when did they won the league and finished above us?
Anyway, enjoy!!

 

[Vienna_70]

Thats part of the reason i hate them so much, the fact that they arent relevant yet they are continually shoved in our faces by every media outlet in a pathetic attempt to make them relevant.

It’s absolutely sickening how much coverage they still receive, despite being completely irrelevant for at least the last five years.

 

[Big Swifty]

It’s absolutely sickening how much coverage they still receive, despite being completely irrelevant for at least the last five years.

Yes. In today's Times there is a page-and-a half article, no less, titled "Figures show how Amorim has improved United".

They ate desperate to portray them ibn a positive light, despite their being as you say irrelevant.

It's performances that count, Mr Hack, not figures.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

El Plastico on Sunday.....I must find somewhere to watch paint dry.

When did it stop being "the debtors derby"?

 

[Tracking back]

I hated them when I was in the womb

I hated them when the planet was in a gaseous form, prior to the first ice age.

 

[BlueMonkey79]

If Rim Job gets tanked at the weekend I think he'll be gone.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

Their thinking of using slabhead as defender in future

They'll have their work cut out converting him to a centre half!

 

[The Salford lad.]

But but but Citeh didn’t relegate Utd in 74 , at 3 o’clock they were in division one at 4.50 they’d been beaten off City and were in division 2 , so no matter if everything went their way it made no difference …

 

[Marvin.]

I hated them when the planet was in a gaseous form, prior to the first ice age.

The planet was never in gaseous form.

 

[Blue Llama]

Money talks and that's basically all they can offer.

Not even got that now.

 

[jacko74]

I absolutely fucking despise these twats. And for each day I am on this planet my hatred for them grows just a little bit more

Strange really isn't it, despite how hilariously shit they've been for so long now my actual hatred for them hasn't actually diminished or mellowed at all, I still despise them now just as much as I did when they were dominant and successful.