United Thread | 2025/26

[Djibrilshairdo]

I think Ferguson secretly enjoys it. Means no manager can touch his legacy, and he’ll remain their greatest ever.

Absolutely. The manager who has half a chance of turning the shite around is the one with the bollocks to tell the club to keep the rancid pisscan out of the spotlight instead of haunting the place like the ghost of seasons past.

 

[roach3]

£85m ?? Fuck off he can barely control the ball, is there a worse striker in the league
The Tarquins and dippers took a look at him
And realised he’s shite but no not the rags
They never ever learn.

 

[SWPISHOME]

And no mistake. This was a planned PL fixture to make the rags win a game and make them believe

They gave them two extra days rest too in preparation for Leeds.

Leeds play Liverpool away on Thursday whilst the Rags played last night.

It won't make any difference though, Leeds will beat the scruffy cunts.

 

[KentBlue]

I think ****-wanker-bully-shithouse-purple-faced cheater secretly enjoys it. Means no manager can touch his legacy, and he’ll remain their greatest ever.

Edited for you

 

[SWPISHOME]

If you want a good laugh (inc. match HL's)...

Absolutely nothing funny about that guy, he's not even a United fan, he's just playing the game and rinsing everyone whilst making a tidy profit in the process.

The booooooos last night at the swamp at half time and full time, now that made me laugh. Seen as the were singing "Ruben Amorim" song after 20 minutes to then boo his substitutions...

Thick twats.

 

[bennyboy]

And no mistake. This was a planned PL fixture to make the rags win a game and make them believe

You honestly believe that.lol.

 

[Always Ali]

They were, yet again, spectacularly pathetic and seeing Zirkzee in a Rag shirt gives me a warm fuzzy feeling, he's quite possibly one of the worst players I've ever seen in the PL. As for the GPC, he definitely left the place in a shit state when he called time on his tenure (he's also, as we know, heavily responsible for the Yanks being in control), so let him sit there, watching it getting worse from one season to the next. Lovely stuff.
SCUM.

 

[The Norfolk Blue]

Wonder how Neville will spin this one out ????
The 4-4 against Bournemouth and the 4-1 beating of Wolves had them getting all giddy about how exciting it was.
The 1-0 win aluded to that they where solid

And now a 1-1 draw against easily one of the poorest sides in PL history so whats the angle on this one.

They have a odd few game spell where they look OK before the real United return

The poorest …

 

[handsofstone]

Love it, they are terrible

Massively unbalanced squad and awful manager

They never learn, million miles away from challenging

 

[dadnlad]

operation wolves are a better team than everyone thinks look at stats not results

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

And no mistake. This was a planned PL fixture to make the rags win a game and make them believe

Make them believe they're shit, I assume you mean?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Cunha apparently a master stroke signing for the rags. He’s managed 3 goals and 1 assist so far this season.

 

[surprisedbygrass]

I think Ferguson secretly enjoys it. Means no manager can touch his legacy, and he’ll remain their greatest ever.

Unless Pep stays as long as he did . Imagine that !

 

[borassic]

Yeah but they beat Arsenal 1-1! Booooooo

Edit just realised the Arsenal game was 0-1 hahaha fuckin Neville

 

[pauls]

£85m ?? Fuck off he can barely control the ball, is there a worse striker in the league
The Tarquins and dippers took a look at him
And realised he’s shite but no not the rags
They never ever learn.

Tarquins cant talk with Gyokeres,bet Newcastle are pissing themselves.

 

[Bollo]

oh dear how sad just seen the sore from last night

I’d get that looked at.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Sesko must be the only player in the world who is a downgrade on Hojlund

 

[pauls]

Love it, they are terrible

Massively unbalanced squad and awful manager

They never learn, million miles away from challenging

Nah. They were missing "purring" Mason Mount last night !

 

[JASR]

There is literally no-one in their squad yesterday that you’d want at City, other than (some say) Fernandes.

But in reality (for the some) we’d not be signing a 31 year old playmaker ever anyway.

The only reason would be to replicate the typical United tactic of the 90’s/00’s - sign the best players from your rivals, to weaken them - berbatov, cantona, tevez, wio, vds, carrick et al

 

[dadnlad]

Tarquins cant talk with Gyokeres,bet Newcastle are pissing themselves.

newcastle nearly paid fortune for strand larsen just for wolves to say no