United Thread | 2025/26

[Protein Junkie]

Sesko must be the only player in the world who is a downgrade on Hojlund

Zirkzee loves you

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Choon

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Can anyone help settle an argument. I reckon that’s 458 corners turned in the past 10 seasons, my mate thinks it’s 454. Can anyone help with a definitive answer?

You’re both wrong, it’s 732. Nice try though

 

[Silva61]

I do find it strange the lack of talk around Sesko, he has done the square root if fuck all but hasnt had anywhere nesr the grief they gave Hojland.

Give it a little more time, it's coming.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Can anyone help settle an argument. I reckon that’s 458 corners turned in the past 10 seasons, my mate thinks it’s 454. Can anyone help with a definitive answer?

Sorry can't help - I got dizzy after corner 354 and fell over so I lost count.

 

[Gazza]

You’re both wrong, it’s 732. Nice try though

Assuming all 732 corners are right angles that means they have made 183 complete rotations but are still going in the same direction.

 

[Gazza]

Give it a little more time, it's coming.

and to think that they were worried about his injury keeping him out long term.

 

[roach3]

LLLLLLLLLLLLD

That wolves or scum?

 

[The Colonel]

They were, yet again, spectacularly pathetic and seeing Zirkzee in a Rag shirt gives me a warm fuzzy feeling, he's quite possibly one of the worst players I've ever seen in the PL. As for the GPC, he definitely left the place in a shit state when he called time on his tenure (he's also, as we know, heavily responsible for the Yanks being in control), so let him sit there, watching in get worse from one season to the next. Lovely stuff.
SCUM.

Come on. He was brilliant!
Apparently

 

[johnnytapia]

Come on. He was brilliant!
Apparently
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He looks like something out of the Banana Splits.

 

[The Colonel]

He looks like something out of the Banana Splits.

Or like the scouser in Lock Stock who gets his new perm shot.

 

[Winchester]

Another
Sing a long a Boyle CD Will be released for them to buy soon

 

[remember arthur mann]

If you want a good laugh (inc. match HL's)...

The men in white coats will giving him a visit shortly. Apparently it's the Glazers fault that Dalot is taking the long throws. His anti Glineos agenda is off the scale.

 

[Always Ali]

Come on. He was brilliant!
Apparently
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Low bar....very low.

 

[Gazza]

Cunha apparently a master stroke signing for the rags. He’s managed 3 goals and 1 assist so far this season.

Yeah but, all 11 starters are world class playing in an average side.

 

[remember arthur mann]

When is the world biggest club actually going.to be on match of the day tonight?

Hid it as the last game and managed to show the few attacks they had. They didn't do a tactical analysis because there weren't any.

 

[malg]

New spin alert !!!!

Neville aint bothered about United winning things he wants to be entertained :)

Not just that, all fans want to be entertained, but especially the Old Swamp fans.

 

[malg]

All scripted shite

Yep. Less points than a triangle. He'd have used that regardless of the result

 

[Herbert Andrews]

He looks like something out of the Banana Splits.

Son of Jo

 

[Roachy]

Nice little set of fixtures they've had but couldn't overcome Wolves. Nice few days to recuperate whilst Leeds get a NYD tea time trip to Anfield then a Sun lunchtime ko against these muppets. Every little helps, as they say.