United Thread | 2025/26

[Vienna_70]

Or take me home country road lol what the f'ing hell as that song go to do with football ?
I can't stop giggling when I here that song

Bradford City supporters have adopted (and adapted) it to Take Me Home, Midland Road, which is where Valley Parade is located.

 

[horlock_was_super]

The United board meeting last night

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To be fair Bob Williamson would have done a better job and, sadly, he’s been dead a few years.

 

[bridgeno1]

Amorim 'I'm a manager not a coach'.

United's press release when he joined;

United appoint Amorim as head coach

It's official! Read the club statement here...

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[Vienna_70]

I always feel bad when they sack a manager. Rule of averages says they will get someone half decent eventually.

So Gollum, PEG, and TT weren’t half-decent?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Got to be double figures since the Great Sir Alex of Fergusonshire relinquished the helm......

 

[Stato]

BBC listing some 'realistic' options for their new manager:

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If you're wondering who the fuck Telat Uzum is, apparently his last role was in 2011 as manager of Real Tamale United in Ghana. He was sacked.

Someone at the Beeb is taking the piss.

Zidane should sue for defamation of character just for being included with the rest

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Almost £24M to get rid of the garden gnome?

Fucking hell!!

 

[Paladin]

BBC listing some 'realistic' options for their new manager:

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If you're wondering who the fuck Telat Uzum is, apparently his last role was in 2011 as manager of Real Tamale United in Ghana. He was sacked.

Someone at the Beeb is taking the piss.

Martin O'Neill
Gary O'Neil
Tatum O'Neal...

 

[Paladin]

Looking at the BBC website. Have they recalled all their staff and cancelled all leave? There's more coverage than the late Queen's passing!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What’s Wreck it Ralph up to these days?

 

[Stato]

Well Nancy is now available, be good appointment for the rags

 

[TinFoilHat]

Darren Fletcher and Howard Webb till the end of the season to get them into the CL....

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Given a choice I'd choose Rachel Stevens, formerly of S-Club 7

 

[Stiff Little Wingers]

Bloody hell; Sky unearthing some of the past greats. Saha earlier on, now Silvestre is on. Who next; Eric Djemba Djemba? Ralph "Ralphie" Milne? Quinton Fortune?

They’ll be in safe hands with Paddy Roche…or slippery Jim Leighton
“Jim, we’d like to use your esteemed knowledge on football to know what might happen at Man Utd
“Sure Kaveh, of course. What time will you call?”
“5 past”
“Fuck, not again. The therapy regarding any word such as Old or Field or Bishop or Lake was working really well and now this”

 

[Vienna_70]

Imagine the piss it would boil if he comes to us after pep and wins the title

A former rag manager as City's?

That will never happen.

A few years ago, the club put on a fireworks display pre-match, and there wasn’t any red in them, so having a rag in a position of influence is a big no-no.

Appointing AMoron as our head coach would go down like a lead balloon with the supporters.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Worst record since Frank O’Farrell!

Do you mean Frank O'Failure as he was known at the time?

 

[half & half derby scarf]

BBC listing some 'realistic' options for their new manager:

View attachment 179363

If you're wondering who the fuck Telat Uzum is, apparently his last role was in 2011 as manager of Real Tamale United in Ghana. He was sacked.

Someone at the Beeb is taking the piss.

Missed out Jonjo O'Neill

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Shit on O'Farrell
Shit on O'Farrell tonight

One for the FOC's

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I remember the Kippax ringing with the chant of

Sexton in
Sexton in…


To no avail sadly.

 

[Vienna_70]

The utd fanzine pundits said he taught Pep...

Ralf was the godfather of German football, or some such shite, wasn’t he?