United Thread | 2025/26

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Telegraph saying they’re giving Carrick the permanent job.

Could see this coming from a mile off - it’s Solskar all over again, wins a couple of games and all of a sudden their woes are magically over hahaha.

Absolutely buzzing.

There’s two trains of thought at the swamp, stay forever connected to players that played under the GPC thinking they will bring back the glory days. Then there is look at what City are doing hire their staff and hope that works out.

Carrick achieving champions league football is the thing that will sink him. He can’t play the same 11 players from September onwards as their squad is threadbare past the first 11. He won’t have the luxury of resting players for 7 days as they will be out on the road all the time . They won’t have the luxury of studying the opposition for a full week neither.

Last time they managed two games in a week they lost to Newcastle who played most of the game with ten men.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

There’s two trains of thought at the swamp, stay forever connected to players that played under the GPC thinking they will bring back the glory days. Then there is look at what City are doing hire their staff and hope that works out.

Carrick achieving champions league football is the thing that will sink him. He can’t play the same 11 players from September onwards as their squad is threadbare past the first 11. He won’t have the luxury of resting players for 7 days as they will be out on the road all the time . They won’t have the luxury of studying the opposition for a full week neither.

Last time they managed two games in a week they lost to Newcastle who played most of the game with ten men.

It’s not even that complex.

Their upturn in form since binning off Amorim is pure vibes. He was a disaster and anyone coming in that wasn’t him was guaranteed to get some results.

That’s great, and for a caretaker til the end of the season probably sensible, but you can’t play on vibes for long.

Absolute perfect carbon copy of the Solskar situation.

We all know how this will pan out.

 

[mosssideblue]

SCUM

 

[TinFoilHat]

Telegraph saying they’re giving Carrick the permanent job.

Could see this coming from a mile off - it’s Solskar all over again, wins a couple of games and all of a sudden their woes are magically over hahaha.

Absolutely buzzing.

Just waiting for the announcement that Howard Webb has signed a new contract with them to confirm this.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The main question that needs answering of course, is Michael Carrick allowed to park in the ‘manager’ parking space at the swamp or is it still occupied by a shit stained old Rover 600 registered in Glasgow?

 

[Metal Biker]

Who would have thought that a mere amateur enthusiast, with a YouTube channel, has access to more up-to-date information than that of Reuters or the Associated Press...

What a time we live in!

 

[Protein Junkie]

National Rag day tomorrow .

 

[TinFoilHat]

National Rag day tomorrow .

International day of the ****?

 

[bluemanchester]

Mr Might As Well be Celtic thinks we're done... Oh no..

I hate to have to announce a rag as the winner, by a country mile, of this years, last years and every year since 2008 of the prestigious,

CITY BINGO AWARD.

Congratulations to Stephan Howson. The trophy will be in the post when we find it hidden behind premier league, champions league, Carabao cups and FA cups at the back of our trophy cabinet.
He is going to self combust when we are cleared;-)

 

[manimanc]

Telegraph saying they’re giving Carrick the permanent job.

Could see this coming from a mile off - it’s Solskar all over again, wins a couple of games and all of a sudden their woes are magically over hahaha.

Absolutely buzzing.

Hope this is true.
The red mardarses just can't help themselves.
5 year deal, sacked in 18 months, rinse and repeat.

Already seeing the cracks showing now.

Honeymoon period well and truly over.

 

[jimharri]

Lifted off IG....

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I hate to have to announce a rag as the winner, by a country mile, of this years, last years and every year since 2008 of the prestigious,

CITY BINGO AWARD.

Congratulations to Stephan Howson. The trophy will be in the post when we find it hidden behind premier league, champions league, Carabao cups and FA cups at the back of our trophy cabinet.
He is going to self combust when we are cleared;-)

Or cry

 

[give it to gordon]

Lifted off IG....

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Yet Newcastle have to sell their ground to themselves to keep within financial rules

 

[Grassland Blue]

There’s two trains of thought at the swamp, stay forever connected to players that played under the GPC thinking they will bring back the glory days. Then there is look at what City are doing hire their staff and hope that works out.

Carrick achieving champions league football is the thing that will sink him. He can’t play the same 11 players from September onwards as their squad is threadbare past the first 11. He won’t have the luxury of resting players for 7 days as they will be out on the road all the time . They won’t have the luxury of studying the opposition for a full week neither.

Last time they managed two games in a week they lost to Newcastle who played most of the game with ten men.

Hopefully next season they'll get relegated.
When do they get their points deduction?
Anyone know?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Manchester United: How Michael Carrick steered club towards Champions League

Manchester United are within touching distance of a return to the Champions League. How has interim boss Michael Carrick done it?

www.bbc.co.uk

Fourth story in the Beeb. Vomit inducing at its finest courtesy of the chief arse licker Stone.

 

[Pelegrinni]

 

[Semper aggressus]

Manchester United: How Michael Carrick steered club towards Champions League

Manchester United are within touching distance of a return to the Champions League. How has interim boss Michael Carrick done it?

www.bbc.co.uk

Fourth story in the Beeb. Vomit inducing at its finest courtesy of the chief arse licker Stone.

Not wasting my time reading that shite.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

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Without working it out precisely. Does this mean that United's net debt is bigger than the rest of the PL combined? They don't reduce any of their debt over a prolonged period and are still allowed to spend wildly in the transfer market. At the same time the debt of Ineos (Ratcliffe's company) has reached £10bn. Meanwhile the Glazers' empire in the USA is also mired in leveraged debt. MUFC are clearly the world's mosy unsustainable football club. And the other PL clubs are happy to tolerate this. Is this some sort of Apri Fool joke?

 

[BlueFurn]

rag slags knocked out.
Shame.

 

[Blueboy73]

Without working it out precisely. Does this mean that United's net debt is bigger than the rest of the PL combined? They don't reduce any of their debt over a prolonged period and are still allowed to spend wildly in the transfer market. At the same time the debt of Ineos (Ratcliffe's company) has reached £10bn. Meanwhile the Glazers' empire in the USA is also mired in leveraged debt. MUFC are clearly the world's mosy unsustainable football club. And the other PL clubs are happy to tolerate this. Is this some sort of Apri Fool joke?

Nothing to see here.
Paedo Central have posted an article about Chelsea's record loss and list the top 10 biggest losses of all time in English football.
Rags have 3 entries 2006, 2022 and 2024 all over £100 million.
If you're only allowed £105 million losses over a 3 year period, how can you lose over £100 million in 2022 and 2024 and be compliant?
Of course Paedo Central won't allow comments so nobody can ask that question.