United Thread | 2025/26

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I thought they got relegated can’t remember when they last played or going to play , hopefully they have forgotten it’s been that fucking long.
 
Rashford (28) 50/50 whether he return to the swamp, good, bad? personally I think the ship has sailed and he won't!

Fat Harry may get a three game ban for his 'you can't send me off I play for Manchester United' reaction. If it's three games and he's selected v The Scousers that will be a 42 day gap, assuming my math's are correct. 31 now. He's got another year with an option to extend for a further year!

If they do qualify for the Champions League, very likely, Onana will be due a pay rise, which to me is quite amusing!
 
There’s two trains of thought at the swamp, stay forever connected to players that played under the GPC thinking they will bring back the glory days. Then there is look at what City are doing hire their staff and hope that works out.

Carrick achieving champions league football is the thing that will sink him. He can’t play the same 11 players from September onwards as their squad is threadbare past the first 11. He won’t have the luxury of resting players for 7 days as they will be out on the road all the time . They won’t have the luxury of studying the opposition for a full week neither.

Last time they managed two games in a week they lost to Newcastle who played most of the game with ten men.
You have a way with words....
 
And there in one useless lump of lard we have the reason Rags are so despised by normal thinking people, what an absolute fuckwit.
He'll get the clicks because his lame-brained followers want to believe it's true, because the bitterest pill they have had to take is the incredible success we've enjoyed over the past few years. Not only our on-field success but everything that we've done behind the scenes: the upgrading of the north stand, the total rejuvenation of the entire area around the Etihad, the amount of international players we've had come through the academy, the breathtaking football we displayed under Pep, the quality of players like YaYa, Kun, David, Vinny, Bernardo, King Kev...and countless others that lit up the Prem with their sublime skills and mind-blowing wizadry with the ball.
And the rags' answer to our star-studded array of magicians has been Garnacho, Onana, Antony, Casemiro, Sancho (the better part of £90 million pounds, ladies and gentlemen. 90 fucking million!!), Zirkzee, Hojlund - their answer to the Viking, and don't forget Mason Mount, 4 goals in 44 appearances.
On top of all this,they have a ground that is beginning to look like a derelict crack house in some condemned Glaswegian back street, and a debt that some third world country would shy away from.
 
And there in one useless lump of lard we have the reason Rags are so despised by normal thinking people, what an absolute fuckwit.
Amazing how fuckwits like him know whats gonna happen when in the real world nobody aint got a clue ...........still fuckwits like him will get huge clicks by eve more moronic fuckwits who think the likes of him and the Forest fan are the font of all football knowledge.

Thats another problem with the modern game fuckwits like him making money when if he was faced up with a fan that goes he would be destroyed
 
He'll get the clicks because his lame-brained followers want to believe it's true, because the bitterest pill they have had to take is the incredible success we've enjoyed over the past few years. Not only our on-field success but everything that we've done behind the scenes: the upgrading of the north stand, the total rejuvenation of the entire area around the Etihad, the amount of international players we've had come through the academy, the breathtaking football we displayed under Pep, the quality of players like YaYa, Kun, David, Vinny, Bernardo, King Kev...and countless others that lit up the Prem with their sublime skills and mind-blowing wizadry with the ball.
And the rags' answer to our star-studded array of magicians has been Garnacho, Onana, Antony, Casemiro, Sancho (the better part of £90 million pounds, ladies and gentlemen. 90 fucking million!!), Zirkzee, Hojlund - their answer to the Viking, and don't forget Mason Mount, 4 goals in 44 appearances.
On top of all this,they have a ground that is beginning to look like a derelict crack house in some condemned Glaswegian back street, and a debt that some third world country would shy away from.

I know but sadly think cunts instead of doing there own research will go believe him and brush it under the carpet and onto the next clickbait .

It took a matter of 30 seconds to know it was bollocks a quick at the odds on relegation and shock horror no City betting anywhere.
Know if this 60 point was incoming the bookies would be dropping Citys price down heavily ?????
Nothing but hey Howson an idiot who gets it wrong time after time knows more than the bookies.


Btw you wanna know what Howson is all about go to Youtube and find the MIGHT AS WELL BE CELTIC video and that in a nutshell proves how clueless he really is
 
App Man Utd are playing Leeds in a friendly at Croke park in August with no restrictions. What a bad idea .
 
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England boss Tuchel to take a lesson from History.
By Slimy Stone
Chief Football Manchester United Fanboy.


England Manager, Thomas Tuchel was not born when his beloved country lost the 1966 World Cup Final.
The Tale of that Summers day in the sixties has no doubt echoed the mighty halls of the Bavarian Castles. How the mighty foe of England based its World Cup winning team around one club, West Ham United. A club that gave its country Moore,,Hurst and Peters.
We learn from history and Tuchel would heed well to repeat the formula in 2026. For Moore,Hurst and Peters read Maguire, Mainoo and Mount.
Who knows but in just a few months time this following England team could join 1966 in the realms of greatness.My team for the opening match would be

Heaton

Shaw
Maguire
Heaven
Amass

Mount
Collyer
Mainoo

Rashford
Greenwood
Sancho
 
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App Man Utd are playing Leeds in a friendly at Croke park in August with no restrictions. What a bad idea .
There is never restrictions at GAA/hurling matches at Croke Park
Not sure what happened when international football matches were played there.
Wouldn't worry too much about the match itself but Temple Bar and the City centres would be a no go area
I see arsenal are playing Real Bets at the Aviva
 
England Manager, Thomas Tuchel was not born when his beloved country lost the 1996 World Cup Final.
The Tale of that Summers day in the sixties has no doubt echoed the mighty halls of the Bavarian Castles. How the mighty foe of England based its World Cup winning team around one club, West Ham United. A club that gave its country Moore,,Hurst and Peters.
We learn from history and Tuchel would heed well to repeat the formula in 2026. For Moore,Hurst and Peters read Maguire, Mainoo and Mount.
Who knows but in just a few months time this following England team could join 1966 in the realms of greatness.My team for the opening match would be

Heaton

Shaw
Maguire
Heaven
Amass

Mount
Collyer
Mainoo

Rashford
Greenwood
Sancho
If he's under 30, that must have been one fucker of a paper round he had!
 
There is never restrictions at GAA/hurling matches at Croke Park
Not sure what happened when international football matches were played there.
Wouldn't worry too much about the match itself but Temple Bar and the City centres would be a no go area
I see arsenal are playing Real Bets at the Aviva
The Garda will have to h their work cut out policing this one .
 
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England boss Tuchel to take a lesson from History.
By Slimy Stone
Chief Football Manchester United Fanboy.


England Manager, Thomas Tuchel was not born when his beloved country lost the 1966 World Cup Final.
The Tale of that Summers day in the sixties has no doubt echoed the mighty halls of the Bavarian Castles. How the mighty foe of England based its World Cup winning team around one club, West Ham United. A club that gave its country Moore,,Hurst and Peters.
We learn from history and Tuchel would heed well to repeat the formula in 2026. For Moore,Hurst and Peters read Maguire, Mainoo and Mount.
Who knows but in just a few months time this following England team could join 1966 in the realms of greatness.My team for the opening match would be

Heaton

Shaw
Maguire
Heaven
Amass

Mount
Collyer
Mainoo

Rashford
Greenwood
Sancho
Wharton and Anderson should have signed for them before the WC.
 
And why is that vacuous, moronic imbecile Howson allowed to post his inane fecal matter on YouTube?

He is posting videos telling the world that we have been stripped of 60 points and that we are to be relegated!
Since when has this wheelbarrow-load of congealed smegma been the font of all City-related knowledge in this country? How long has he been the undisputed oracle of everything and anything that happens within the confines of our club? A walking ChatGPT of Manchester City F.C.?

And equally as important, why hasn't some kind-hearted soul taken it upon himself to do us all a favour and disembowel this vile non-entity and drape his innards over the nearest flyover for all the world to see.

If you ever read this, Howson, I have it on good authority that your own father describes you as a waste of a good wank.
 
Nothing to see here.
Paedo Central have posted an article about Chelsea's record loss and list the top 10 biggest losses of all time in English football.
Rags have 3 entries 2006, 2022 and 2024 all over £100 million.
If you're only allowed £105 million losses over a 3 year period, how can you lose over £100 million in 2022 and 2024 and be compliant?
Of course Paedo Central won't allow comments so nobody can ask that question.
IIRC, it also states that specific data is NOT the same accounting data used for PSR purposes. Therefore, financial engineering lifts them out of their financial holes for PSR purposes.

Don’t kill the messenger. The whole thing is bollocks, as we all know! Selling assets to yourself under a different name is a shell game used to create “compliance” but woe betide any team that allows their manager to have some butty on the side!!
 

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