United Thread | 2025/26

[Grassland Blue]

5 points behind the PL leaders already after 2 games.

If Burnley can scrape a point at United next week, and City can smash United at the Etihad the week after, Amorim will be in big trouble after just 4 games.

Save Our Ruben will need to be started......

 

[Grassland Blue]

What did Amorim say last weekend? Something like "Today showed we can beat any team in the Premier League", wasn't it?


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They can.
But it's not guaranteed......

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

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Answers on a postcard to...



Or should that be

Donations in a brown envelope to
H Webb esq
PIGMOL Towers

 

[mexico1970]

Oh just fuck off you entitled knobhead






Not you Bri1975 ;)

That's got be an AI clip surely? If it isn't he proved what everyone says about him, what a mard arsed little fucker.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Yet pernandes demands an apology from the ref for lightly brushing his shoulder as he was about to miss his penalty.

He should have gone down......

 

[01282]

If they don’t ship any fucker out this week are they fucked on PSR? Probably not as this is Manchester United we’re talking about, so will say the 2 bell end transfer gurus on Sky. The one who said Van Der Beeik is a top top player.

 

[give it to gordon]

By ratboy moaning about the assault on him by the ref no one is talking about the clear push on the defender for the rags goal.
Or the foul that Shaw committed at the same time as the penalty foul.

Who decides which incident has priority. The attacker being fouled or the defender being fouled.

 

[Vienna_70]

If they don’t ship any fucker out this week are they fucked on PSR? Probably not as this is Manchester United we’re talking about, so will say the 2 bell end transfer gurus on Sky. The one who said Van Der Beeik is a top top player.

Kaveh Fuckwit.

 

[blue for life]

Ruben will be on the edge by the time they play us. One game away from the sack so we know what happens don’t we?

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

If they don’t ship any fucker out this week are they fucked on PSR? Probably not as this is Manchester United we’re talking about, so will say the 2 bell end transfer gurus on Sky. The one who said Van Der Beeik is a top top player.

The pundits still don’t get it. First thing I heard this morning from that idiot Alex Crook was: “Mainoo is a generational talent.” Cheered me up no end.

 

[foggy1974]

I see Ugarte, who last season was seen as the missing piece of the jigsaw (hahahaha) has had 12 months at the swamp & now they've turned on him

Im loving how its the same shit, different season

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

Didn't watch their game against Arsenal last week, when they won the We Played Well Against Arsenal Cup.

Tuned in yesterday and they were very poor. Cunha had a decent start and then went out of the game, Mbuemo did very little and Sesko struggled.

 

[foggy1974]

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Is that Lukaku ????

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

My brother in law is a utd season ticket holder, and he said to me yesterday that the last thing my sister says to him before he goes to the game is, "hope you lose". Brought a tear to the eye.

 

[dadnlad]

By ratboy moaning about the assault on him by the ref no one is talking about the clear push on the defender for the rags goal.
Or the foul that Shaw committed at the same time as the penalty foul.

Who decides which incident has priority. The attacker being fouled or the defender being fouled.

Look over there

 

[TinFoilHat]

Howard Webb about to issue an apology to the rags and instigate a rule change where if they miss a penalty they are allowed to retake until they score.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Skint Scum

Nah. The Mob will always help them.out.

 

[give it to gordon]

Howard Webb about to issue an apology to the rags and instigate a rule change where if they miss a penalty they are allowed to retake until they score.

I heard a rumour that Webb has order the players to come back this afternoon so the penalty can be retakes

 

[Tracking back]

True,

Your use of "bonfire" night had me scratching my head for a mo' though, :-)

It's just one of my little idiosyncrasies.

When I was a kid, I always thought November 5th was called "Bomb Fire Night" because of the fireworks (explosions) and fires in the neighboring back gardens.

Halloween wasn't really a thing back then. Autumn was all about collecting fire wood and other combustibles, making dens and scavenging penny for the guy.

It wasn't until I was in my 20s that I realised a rest bite was spelt respite.

School wasn't really a thing back then either. ;-)

 

[foggy1974]

Not seen a clip but how hard did the ref hit ratboy ? Does it wind him ? Did he need emergency medical treatment ? Why did ratboy take the penalty if he was so upset he couldn't concentrate on kicking the ball ?