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[Vienna_70]

Haha! I see what you did there Vienna. Very good.

No. Not backtracking.

Just trying to clear up a slight misunderstanding from earlier.

I knew that really, but it was too good an opportunity to miss on getting the pun in.

 

[Tracking back]

I knew that really, but it was too good an opportunity to miss on getting the pun in.

Yes it was.

I don't blame you, I love a good pun.

 

[BridgyDids]

I’ve started to now see a narrative of
“Amorim sorts off the pitch first, then he will sort on the pitch”, now they haven’t won their first two games.

Like the boy at school who has an out of town girlfriend, you just never see his success for your own eyes.

Until… POOF… he’s gone.

Then arise the new chosen one

 

[TinFoilHat]

I’ve started to now see a narrative of
“Amorim sorts off the pitch first, then he will sort on the pitch”, now they haven’t won their first two games.

Like the boy at school who has an out of town girlfriend, you just never see his success for your own eyes.

Until… POOF… he’s gone.

Then arise the new chosen one

 

[Tracking back]

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The club is already in talks.


*A source close to the Palace has informed me.

 

[Vienna_70]

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Please, please, please, scruffy Jim and the GLAREZS, if you really care what the footballing world thinks about your shitty club, appoint Sir Waistcoat.

Just think of the prestige of having a knight of the realm in charge.

You know it makes sense.

 

[deegee33]

Isn't Ratcliffe also a knight of the realm? If so wouldn't that make Sir Waistcoat an equal, peerage wise? If so, I can't see it happening, unless in an Orwellian sense, some Sirs are more equal than others.

Please, please, please, scruffy Jim and the GLAREZS, if you really care what the footballing world thinks about your shitty club, appoint Sir Waistcoat.

Just think of the prestige of having a knight of the realm in charge.

You know it makes sense.

 

[Vienna_70]

Isn't Ratcliffe also a knight of the realm? If so wouldn't that make Sir Waistcoat an equal, peerage wise? If so, I can't see it happening, unless in an Orwellian sense, some Sirs are more equal than others.

You make a very good point, DG, but the only club with a knight as first team manager / head coach.

A first for any club, I would think.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Yes it was.

I don't blame you, I love a good pun.

You two need to get a room

 

[jimharri]

Please, please, please, scruffy Jim and the GLAREZS, if you really care what the footballing world thinks about your shitty club, appoint Sir Waistcoat.

Just think of the prestige of having a knight of the realm in charge.

You know it makes sense.

The who?

;-)

 

[BridgyDids]

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Who better to lead them as they close the Old Trafford chapter and start “Wembley of the North” era, than a knight of the realm?!

Think of the newspaper sales! Think of the clicks! Think of the Sky Sports subscriptions!

 

[Tracking back]

You two need to get a room

r.sole by name........... ;-)

 

[deegee33]

You make a very good point, DG, but the only club with a knight as first team manager / head coach.

A first for any club, I would think.

Wasn't the pisscan also known as Slur Alex? Or did that come after he jumped ship from the "theatre of screams".

 

[Vienna_70]

The who?

;-)

Did you not see the post, a couple of seasons back, which showed a bunch of the sad bastards holding up placards that should have read GLAZERS OUT?

But two of the dopey bastards had the R and the Z the wrong way around.

 

[Vienna_70]

Wasn't the pisscan also known as Slur Alex? Or did that come after he jumped ship from the "theatre of screams".

Oh yeah, I’d forgotten about him.

Even more reason to employ Sir Waistcoat.

 

[jimharri]

Did you not see the post, a couple of seasons back, which showed a bunch of the sad bastards holding up placards that should have read GLAZERS OUT?

But two of the dopey bastards had the R and the Z the wrong way around.

Nope; can't say I did. But thanks for the clarification. Hope you're doing okay, by the way.

 

[Vienna_70]

Nope; can't say I did. But thanks for the clarification. Hope you're doing okay, by the way.

Yeah, pretty good, thanks.

I still see and hear stuff that sets me off, but it’s slowly getting better, thanks.

 

[jimharri]

Yeah, pretty good, thanks.

I still see and hear stuff that sets me off, but it’s slowly getting better, thanks.

It's a long road, but stick with it.

 

[deegee33]

Oh yeah, I’d forgotten about him.

Even more reason to employ Sir Waistcoat.

Good point, the scum seem to thrive on nonsensical tradition.

 

[Grassland Blue]

we werent even close. most other versions of our team absolutely destroy the version we had in the second half of the season

we just got easily beaten by a spurs team that finished 15th last season - thats how bad they were and we never looked like beating them at any point.

17th?