United Thread | 2025/26

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Just pure enjoyment sensing that this season could be more of the same in Ragsville.
We had comedy gold this week at Grimsby with Rimjob and his band of mercenaries.
Today we have Real Betis making mugs out of the Rags (not difficult I know) over the fidget spinner. £80+ million he cost WTF.
Lurchio could be Chav bound for a season of splinters.
Then there’s Pope Fishcake who seems to play for about as much time as side one of any vinyl album.
And finally they could help us in the CL by flogging the Danish goal drought to Napoli.
There is hope on the horizon. If Rimjob does get his P45 then Russell Martin could soon be available.
What makes you assume he wouldn't snub them ?
 
Fascinating to see what happens later if Untied don't manage to beat Burnley convincingly. They can't sack Amorim without starting the whole cycle of change the manager/change the players/system farce yet again but what if he decides to walk (which is seemingly more and more possible) ?
He's emotional, but not stupid .

He'll hang in there , going through the motions, until he gets his payout.

Jim, meanwhile, can't afford to pay him out ; so he''ll keep on waiting
and waiting,
and waiting...............

for Rimbo to jump .

Which won't happen.

Call it what you like ; death spiral, Mexican standoff.....

But it just goes on , and on , and on . . .

Until Jim , finally , blinks .... by which time , it'll be tooooooooooooooooooooooooo late.

Beautiful.
 
Every club knows they need to move these players on. Terms will be dictated to the Rags not by them. Rinsed by Brentford already this season and it will continue until 7pm on 1/9. Almorons strong public stance has seriously weakened the Rags here. Every loan deal will be to their detriment but still Stone will report it as a success.

Already dropped Garnacho's value by £20 million and not a mention on the payment terms either. Shouted from the rooftops that FishFingers wages were getting fully covered by Barca, Chelsea hopefully telling the Rags it's £40 million at £8 million a year for 5 years take it or leave it but we'll not hear that and it will go down as £40 million pure profit this accounting period without question.

They are fucked and if they were not running 2 sets of accounts would be doing a Leeds already.
Give Agent Berrada time, he's done some excellent work so far. When he accomplishes his assignment, he'll fully deserve his bonus payment.
 

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