United Thread | 2025/26

[chaddblue]

Too many incidents to pick one

He's an horrible **** and I've heard that off multiple people that have had dealings with him

He's a bitter, vindictive bully that takes pleasure in belittling people in front of a crowd all up his arse

 

[Coljj]

 

[117 M34]

How come our U21s are not in this?

Play next week at bolton

 

[Winchester]

Fan of the club?
He couldn't wait to get to Madrid

 

[yankblue]

The hypocrisy for the most part. The man would be screaming at the refs for 10 minutes of stoppage one week and then complaining to the media how unfair his team was treated if their opponents got 30 seconds against them. Just one example. Some of it was gamesmanship, but he was an annoying, fragile, egomaniac

He would also constantly punch down at us. Why? Imagine how childish it would look if Pep was taking cheap shots at them when we were winning titles and they were struggling to finish top half. Just weird.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Play next week at bolton

No that's a different compy.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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I spend half the game doing my that in SS3 to the keepers while shouting "Get on with it you ****"

 

[TravisBickle]

I am happy he is alive and watching how City have overtaked that rancid club in every way possible . It must be eating him away inside.

I agree.
Hope he lives long enough to see the cnuts relegated.

 

[roach3]

I still don't understand why they got rid of De Gea AKA the Alpaca?

Wasn't he their player of the season for three years running?

He saved them a shit load of points (if you'll pardon the pun).

Not that I give a flying fuck, mind you.

I'm enjoying the pantomime. Long may it last.

Because at that time the deluded upper management and fanbase thought they still had a chance for a top 4 finish plus he was going through an onana type spell of performances. To show you how bad the fanbase actually are what set of fans anywhere would be screaming to get rid of their keeper who was letting in simple goals every week would now be screaming to get him back!! Conveniently forgetting how bad he was his last two two seasons.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Sad Alcoholic Fucker?

Shitting Across Footpaths

 

[The Norfolk Blue]

His steadfast refusal to allow jelly and ice cream to be served

Sorry, what was the story behind this again, my memory isn’t what it was?

 

[fulabeer]

His steadfast refusal to allow jelly and ice cream to be served

I've gone from waiting for the day, to hoping it is a long while off.
I'm getting far more pleasure watching his sullen face match after match. Why the cameras feel the need to spend the ten seconds every match focussing on him is a mystery.
Noticed he didn't get the City badge covered at the weekend. I think we have broke him!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Too many incidents to pick one

He's an horrible **** and I've heard that off multiple people that have had dealings with him

He's a bitter, vindictive bully that takes pleasure in belittling people in front of a crowd all up his arse

So he's done this at PGMOL meetings then?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

The last time the rags won two league games on the bounce was February 2024

 

[roach3]

Yep!

Without putting too finer point on it, they're fucked mate.

I've got absolutely no idea what these potential incoming players are being sold over at the swamp.

If you're a parent of a professional footballer or an agent with a modicum of integrity, the rags are the last club you would want them to join.

That's not me being a biased City fan that hates the fuckers more than words can express, that's just common sense.

Unless, it's just simply a case of: "we can quadruple your weekly wage" why else would you go there.

I can't believe that I'm the only person who can remember what Alexis Sanchez said after his first training session at the swamp: "I wished that I could rip up my contract"

Funny how none of these pricks in the media don't mention that.

Not one of the cunts will break ranks and call it out but I’m glad they don’t.
We don’t want the world to forget how shit they are, just sky sports alone yesterday I counted 10 united related pieces in the first 15 articles virtually every media piece concentrated on their defeat and then dwell on the past rather than mention our victory.
This is no coincidence and it’s all about money. There is no doubt the fuckers have millions of glory hunters itching to find anything positive to read or watch and this generates clicks, you’ve only got to see how many on YouTube are cashing in on their demise. Brent goldfish alone has made by his own admission over 3m from his Chanel

Every fan in this country and around the world know they are finished as a competitive entity, billions spent on players
And managers Who leave that club with their reputation in tatters, a laughing stock
And only the name carries them along.

For any rags lurking on here who ridiculed our club when we were shit now you know what it feels like and if you think it’s bad now wait till you get relegated.

Remember that club endorsed banner.

 

[roach3]

Could someone do a Monday Night Football tactical analysis of the defensive shape of them here?

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Easy haaland is the last defender and it’s four against one.

 

[Gordyola]

he never missed a chance to belittle city, i still dont understand why he would do that. no need ,

Because he was scared, typical bully tactic

 

[roach3]

That f’kin Merson, seriously needs putting out to grass now!Just heard him say that if utd had Chelseas’ wing backs (James and hair bear)they would be top of the league!!?I shit you not!I wonder how much they pay this pillock,for such expertise!?….it’s just a society of clowns on there,it really is.

I’m guessing the substances still not wore off, or maybe still going in !

 

[chris63]

More holes than a fishnet condom. Haha

 

[roach3]

"I've shite mi pants again"

I was thinking more “I’m a celebrity etc”