United Thread | 2025/26

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[ReutlingerBlick]

Ha - Rashford 2 goals (one a great one apparently - Im following on the radio) I love it when Man Utd players on loan do well away from Manchester!!

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Ha - Rashford 2 goals (one a great one apparently - Im following on the radio) I love it when Man Utd players on loan do well away from Manchester!!

Greater.

 

[Chak19]

Ha - Rashford 2 goals (one a great one apparently - Im following on the radio) I love it when Man Utd players on loan do well away from Manchester!!

As if we needed more proof that Amoron is Amoron, it's not that Rashford is a great player, it's that he's still better than the dross they have, and he would've at least been a useful squad player especially with the injuries they have now.

 

[kingn6]

Loved that guy in Better Call Saul, wtf put him in a rag shirt?

Prefer this then

 

[jimharri]

 

[RodneyRodney]

No but you can fool these 20th century boys. (Because they live in the 90s)

They're just the Loosers , honey....

 

[VOOMER]

No. It would be fucking unbearable. Remain in the PL and remain absolutely irrelevant to the race for European places. Mid table obscurity, scraping draws and getting beaten by the PL also rans. If they got relegated it would be headline news every fucking week - the coverage now is bad but in the Championship it would be ridiculous. Can you imagine the news media and Talk shite/5Live coverage of every game.

No, stay where they are, just above the relegation zone and being laughed at.

No,no,no,no,NO!
Relegation, administration and down to League one

 

[Uwe Already]

I bet Marc Bolan isn’t very happy.

Well, prophesied by the mighty Marc. This inspired me to download some T.Rex, and not only have they released an album of b-sides I’d not heard before but this beauty too:

 

[Fat Larrys Band]

Record revenues isn't a particularly interesting statement, everybody in this league at least, are regularly posting record revenues. The TV money is so vast that it dwarves anything else now.

The net loss is the clear signficiant figure here and that's after all of the cost cutting they've done. They've cut everything possible and whilst they have reduced losses substantially, they have still have made a net loss, that should be a big concern.

They arent getting CL anytime soon to raise their necks above water, they don't have many saleable assets anymore. They'll have a big payout to make soon enough when they sack amorim and replace him. They have plans for a new stadium to fund as they can fuck off asking for handouts on that. Any suggestion this is a positive set of figures for them comes from somebody who hasn't a clue what they are looking at.

It's a bleak immediate future ahead for them and its going to be glorious.

Salford and Manchester council's Will no doubt see, something in their accounts to lend them a few bob!

 

[Tiattos_Waterbottle]

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So that's who they've bought.

(My favourite series of Star Trek, incidentally.)

 

[waspish]

The smoke the media give this fraud when he scores a a goal or two is always through the roof baffling!

 

[Vienna_70]

It’s usually hilarious, when rags do well for other clubs, but I hate Rashford so much, I hope he’s shit, wherever he goes, but playing for one of the Spanish rags makes it doubly annoying, when he scores.

 

[foggy1974]

I will 10000% be having Sunderland on my Acca that weekend.

I hope they do the Poznan

 

[Gazza]

Any manager that plays a high defensive line containing Harry 'lardyboy' Maguire and Luke 'treacle' Shaw should be kept on as the united boss for all of eternity.

 

[remember arthur mann]

It’s usually hilarious, when rags do well for other clubs, but I hate Rashford so much, I hope he’s shit, wherever he goes, but playing for one of the Spanish rags makes it doubly annoying, when he scores.

Especially when it adds value to his resale.

 

[Longdarnit Blue]

How about yo- yoing between the 2 for a good few years? A cycle of fighting off relegation, getting relegated, missing out on promotion, promoted, fighting off relegation.....

And a forced name change. How about FC United of Trafford. FCUNT sounds pretty good!

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

Pride would be the death of this club.





"Keep it up Rashford"

 

[Gazza]

(My favourite series of Star Trek, incidentally.)

My favourite bit of Star Trek is at the end of the closing credits on the very last show.

 

[jimharri]

Do you work in a chippy?

If so, is there a bike that's been left outside?

Alongside the bloke who swears he's Elvis?