United Thread | 2025/26

[Gingers Dad]

if the rags potentially look at other managers that Moyes fella could do a job for them.

Might save them a bit of money if they haven't thrown the old banner away

 

[the blue panther]

Turned off after red card … just woke and thought I’d better see the sodding score … there is a God!!!

You missed a real treat.
Shithouse!

 

[Franny 1234]

Why did they buy Mason Mount? What’s he good at?

Hes good at getting injured

 

[Vienna_70]

Why did they buy Mason Mount? What’s he good at?

Warming the bench?

 

[Blue Hefner]

The Neville podcast is brilliant. All professionalism goes out the window…

 

[Gingers Dad]

The Neville podcast is brilliant. All professionalism goes out the window…

You make it sound like he started with some

 

[RadcliffeRick]

It's more than likely that Palace do them.

Teams need to remember who they're playing when they come up against the filth...... a bunch of bang average over hyped pretenders.

The name of the club means nothing these days. The world and it's wife know the rags are finished and have been since 2013

My advice to any premier league team facing the rags would be to see them as nothing more than points fodder.

You do know this is Mncheserrunitd we are talking about?

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Can they get Scholes out of retirement again?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Might save them a bit of money if they haven't thrown the old banner away

Perhaps we can crowd fund a new one for them, we have the format for it.

 

[paulchapo]

This makes tonight's result all the sweeter. How somebody hasn't booted this insufferable twat into next year before now is one of life's great mysteries.

 

[cleavers]

Why did they buy Mason Mount? What’s he good at?

Did they pay money for him ?

 

[Vienna_70]

This makes tonight's result all the sweeter. How somebody hasn't booted this insufferable twat into next year before now is one of life's great mysteries.

One of the most dislikeable of all rags, and he has some fierce competition for that title.

I hope he is suffering with every ongoing achievement of Manchester City and that he continues to do so for the rest of his life.

 

[Vienna_70]

Did they pay money for him ?

£55 million, plus £5 million in add-ons.

So £55 million.

 

[pauls]

Rimming Tommy Toucan

Thought it was Southgate

 

[cheekybids]

Just saw the sending off, wtf was the ref thinking there? Absolutely nothing in it, a disagreement ffs

I believe if that was against us it wouldn’t be a red backed up with “red mist, no need to spoil a spectacle.”

 

[cheekybids]

Superb shithousery

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Can they get Scholes out of retirement again?

Pogba’s ban is nearly up. £90 million offer in January……

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

Why did they buy Mason Mount? What’s he good at?

He used to good at styling his hair

 

[cheekybids]

This makes tonight's result all the sweeter. How somebody hasn't booted this insufferable twat into next year before now is one of life's great mysteries.

That’s bang out of order though, charging for a prepaid ticket.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

This makes tonight's result all the sweeter. How somebody hasn't booted this insufferable twat into next year before now is one of life's great mysteries.

It's not the going to the toilet for an 8 o'clock kick off, it is leaving at 75 minutes as they will once again be beaten!!