United Thread | 2025/26

[bluegaz13]

I hope tonight’s result gives the rags some false hope…..the performance from Wolves bar 15 minutes before half time was diabolical and they played like a none league team.

Nothing against Wolves but that was one of the worst performances I have seen from any team in the Premiership.

I had to double check that United’s opposition was not peak Barcelona due to amount of smoke that was being blown up their backsides by Sky, after beating the bottom side in the Premiership.

 

[Franny 1234]

RAGS are back
Hello Hello.
Tricky fa cup draw against Brighton (obviously at the swamp). Means more rest incoming with a possible 40 game season.
Definitely turned the corner.

 

[roach3]

was just thinking
imagine if we did actually win the league.
weve got the rags who`ve turned more corners than an indycar racer
the perenial bottlers the tarquins
and the dippers who are dropping quicker than salad in the box
and theres erm spurs who well theyre spurs
and there we have the cartel who tried to make the league a closed shop for themselves.
not working out quite right now lurkers is it.

 

[the blue panther]

This wolves performance so far has been one of the worst I’ve seen from a professional outfit in years.

Worst since 2 Mondays ago - United's against Everton.

Looking at that Wolves team it's easy to imagine that they're candidates for double relegations. You know it was an easy game when Interim actually gave Mainoo a few minutes.

Good to see Cuntha fail to score - again! 1 goal so far.

Great win for Mansher'nited though!

 

[Salford in the City]

This wolves performance so far has been one of the worst I’ve seen from a professional outfit in years.

Absolutely dire!

Not even Championship standard.

 

[paulchapo]

Fuck the letter writing cunts

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

They beat Wolves for fucks sake

 

[oldhamblue]

Simon Stone. Bet he's a full kit wanker round the house who sleeps under a Bryan Briggs duvet

 

[Norman kneejerk]

I've not heard Stone asking Pep any (daft) questions recently.
Maybe City have an agreement they send someone else ?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Fourmidables!

Corner turned!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I've not heard Stone asking Pep any (daft) questions recently.
Maybe City have an agreement they send someone else ?

Let’s hope so.

 

[Blue Maverick]

So they could be out the fa cup in January now that will help with their fight for top 15

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Are they back yet ?

 

[TShed]

As far as snakes and ladders go rags went up the two rung ladder to the second row last night against a team that hasn’t thrown a six yet ffs

 

[blue_danube]

They will be lucky to get another point on that showing

Same for Wolves too

 

[Protein Junkie]

Congratulations you rag twats.
You are back………… amongst 12 other teams who have already beaten Wolves.
You are an elite team who have matched Burnley,Forest and Leeds by winning away at Molineux.

 

[cleavers]

So corners are now out (they've rounded enough), now turning tides, Canout never managed it.

 

[Ric]

The apple never falls far from the tree...

Family violence erupts at Man Utd legend's home as his son attacks own sister

Patrick Crerand junior, 61, was spared jailed after he admitted recklessly causing grievous bodily harm

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Simon Stone. Bet he's a full kit wanker round the house who sleeps under a Bryan Briggs duvet

I find him odious. I bet he leaves a slug-trail wherever he goes, the oleaginous ****.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Read where Fernandes got a brace last night.
About time he saw an orthodontist.