United Thread | 2025/26

[JASR]

I’m shocked how bad they are. That was shocking & a very lucky win

How Newcastle couldn’t hit a barn door in the 2nd half, and completely annihilated United for most of it

 

[Franny 1234]

Toon away from home are relagation fodder

 

[citytill1die84]

How Newcastle couldn’t hit a barn door in the 2nd half, and completely annihilated United for most of it
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Hope they're as bad against us we'd have got 3/4 in that 2nd half alone.

 

[WesthoughtonJohn]

Feckin state of those stats for a home game - imagine the stick we'd be getting, but it's a master class for others

 

[roach3]

I know the Geordies don't travel well but they must have been on the piss - not had a shot in the 1st half. Even Mason Mount's looking reasonable.

Anthony Gordon's more like Noelle Gordon.

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[blue for life]

The fact that they are 5th tells you something about the quality of the PL. Itvis not what it’s cracked up to be.

 

[PeterBarnesShorts]

Stunning!!The best volley I’ve ever f’kin witnessed!..It really is tiresome.Perpetual over egging of one particular pudding.Fuckin pathetic..

 

[cheekybids]

Can’t argue with any of that.

 

[vincent]

The fact that they are 5th tells you something about the quality of the PL. Itvis not what it’s cracked up to be.

You need to watch the other leagues. In Spain Villarreal who have been 3rd most of the season lost at Paphos a few weeks ago. Standard is piss poor.

 

[Johnnyblue7]

Right now I've got you into this position DON'T FUCK IT UP !!!!!

 

[dubblue]

You need to watch the other leagues. In Spain Villarreal who have been 3rd most of the season lost at Paphos a few weeks ago. Standard is piss poor.

The standard of football in general is on the floor. There are only 5/6 top teams in the world,the rest are mostly garbage.

 

[jaiguruKun]

No Slymon, it's not City you beat against..

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

The standard of football in general is on the floor. There are only 5/6 top teams in the world,the rest are mostly garbage.

That is certainly true of international football.

 

[give it to gordon]

Right now I've got you into this position DON'T FUCK IT UP !!!!!
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Thats the only way to explain how the penalty to Newcastle wasn't given.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Thats the only way to explain how the penalty to Newcastle wasn't given.

Arms out wide and not looking at the ball, didn’t they give a penalty to the rags against City in the fa cup final in 2023 for the same thing?

 

[Saddleworth2]

Thats the only way to explain how the penalty to Newcastle wasn't given.

It was obviously because the worlds smallest CB was so busy pushing some random Toon player that he couldn't possibly be held accountable for an obvious hand ball.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

They really are the turd that just won't flush. Utter shit, but above the dippers and knocking on the door of CL places.

 

[give it to gordon]

It was obviously because the worlds smallest CB was so busy pushing some random Toon player that he couldn't possibly be held accountable for an obvious hand ball.

Heard this, so why wasn't it a penalty for pushing as well as handball.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Heard this, so why wasn't it a penalty for pushing as well as handball.

Come on! He was too busy handling the ball to be held accountable for fouling anyone. Thems the laws of the game. VAR checked it so it must be fine.

 

[KentBlue]

I wonder if it's ever occurred to Simon Stone to spend a little time in the real world? Reading some of his stuff you realise the man's a total fantasist. Walter Mitty has got nothing on this prick.