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[Kippax77]

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Fuck me he's bad ugly

 

[Shaggy]

Fuck me he's bad ugly

Mutant from Strontium Dog or the Cursed Earth

 

[Kippax77]

They want Connor Gallagher 30m apparently

El pitbull and the butcher?
Wow Johan Cruyff will be turning

 

[Bollo]

Mutant from Strontium Dog or the Cursed Earth

The resemblance is uncanny. Extra like for the 2000AD ref.

 

[Blue_eyes]

Noticed recently that the last FIVE rag games have all been stand alone pl fixtures that day, ensuring sole coverage.

Not that the powers that be are helping em cos they got no europe this season, just coincidence.

#desperate to keep em relevant............# they are still shit.

 

[Aba452]

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He is nosybonk, the proboscis nosed fucker!

 

[NZBlue]

This makes for lovely reading. Scruffy Jim is really struggling everywhere

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[dickie davies]

I've not seen the volley myself but forging a conclusion based on how the media reacted to it, I'm assuming it's in similar quality to the one that Tony Yeboah scored against Liverpool in the 90's.

Think of Van Basten's vs russia in the Euro final
The ball swirling round the air and taking that long to arrive, you think it's been launched from the moon
The ball eventually comes down over the player's shoulder, he twists and contorts his body and connects beautifully with the ball which travels from his foot at light speed from an impossible angle past the keeper into the roof of the net

It was nothing like that

 

[malg]

I've not seen the volley myself but forging a conclusion based on how the media reacted to it, I'm assuming it's in similar quality to the one that Tony Yeboah scored against Liverpool in the 90's.

To be fair it actually was a volley as well - a lot of the stuff they shout about as volleys nowadays are bollocks, but this one was and it was decent as well.

 

[malg]

Think of Van Basten's vs russia in the Euro final
The ball swirling round the air and taking that long to arrive, you think it's been launched from the moon
The ball eventually comes down over the player's shoulder, he twists and contorts his body and connects beautifully with the ball which travels from his foot at light speed from an impossible angle past the keeper into the roof of the net

It was nothing like that

hahahaa.......you fucker, had me for a split second.

 

[surprisedbygrass]

Ineos, United, or both? :-)

Ha ha . Exactly this . Would describe Rags until Scruffy Jim stepped in ...now it's his very own parasitic empire . He's now blagged over a hundred. million from a Labour government to keep their voters in Scotland in work . Already got the begging bowl out for Trafford Rovers new stadium . Grifters the lot of them. Sack the tea lady Big Jim .

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I knew stopping the GLW from buying that bottle of Ineos washing up liquid was the right thing to do!

I even stopped using their hand sanitizer at work so they would take longer to replace the bottle…

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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Separated at birth…

 

[horlock_was_super]

Think of Van Basten's vs russia in the Euro final
The ball swirling round the air and taking that long to arrive, you think it's been launched from the moon
The ball eventually comes down over the player's shoulder, he twists and contorts his body and connects beautifully with the ball which travels from his foot at light speed from an impossible angle past the keeper into the roof of the net

It was nothing like that

So the infamous FFS penalty at Anfield was that bad/good it travelled back in time too?

 

[Viking blue]

Still scratching my head why the media keep calling the rags one of the big six, strange.

Let’s not forget that it was the big four until they dropped out of it.

 

[Vienna_70]

Let’s not forget that it was the big four until they dropped out of it.

Until City and Chelsea joined would be more accurate.

The original Big Five that drove the creation of the Premier League were the rags, Littlewoods, FOYS, cheating Arsenal and Everton.

Then, Everton fell away.

 

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[Vienna_70]

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He was definitely on Father Christmas' naughty list.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

To be fair it actually was a volley as well - a lot of the stuff they shout about as volleys nowadays are bollocks, but this one was and it was decent as well.

And a shot that the less than average ability blessed **** would never ever be able to repeat again !


Clearly as fucking lucky as the shite team he plays for.

 

[Shaggy]

He is nosybonk, the proboscis nosed fucker!