United Thread | 2025/26

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is amorim a secret italian he's got more reverse gears than italian tank

im not playing 4 at back because erm four at back suits players not because everyone told him
 
No matter how shit this lot are, it seems Chelsea, Sunderland and every other fucker around them are going all out to ensure the rags qualify for the Champs League.

Wankers (the lot of them)
 
NEW: According to UEFA sources, Manchester United initially wanted a 300,000 capacity stadium. The UEFA understand they're the only club in the world capable of selling out such stadium every matchday, but limited them to 100k to avoid them having unimaginable dominance.

Years go faster n faster as get older but April 1st already :)
 
I've not seen the volley myself but forging a conclusion based on how the media reacted to it, I'm assuming it's in similar quality to the one that Tony Yeboah scored against Liverpool in the 90's.
Think of Van Basten's vs russia in the Euro final
The ball swirling round the air and taking that long to arrive, you think it's been launched from the moon
The ball eventually comes down over the player's shoulder, he twists and contorts his body and connects beautifully with the ball which travels from his foot at light speed from an impossible angle past the keeper into the roof of the net

It was nothing like that
 

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