United Thread | 2025/26

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horlock_was_super said:
Can’t wait for midnight, another whole year to hate that rancid institution.

May every Ill imaginable befall each and everyone of their one billion die hard, loyal followers.

May scruffy Jim miss his flight away to his tax haven and cop for 30 years back tax, face prison and end up Big Vernon’s wife or even worse - have to keep watching the rags.

May UMS continue to fleece them and keep appointing ‘exciting, young, vibrant upcoming managers who will impose their own visionary tactics that dovetail with the nytid way.’

Please, please, please let’s hope that at least 3 other teams get their shit together and deny this decrepit, decaying has been of a club of any European football next season so we can sit back and see the money train hit the buffers.

If so, I hope and pray that very soon they start defaulting on instalments on the transfers they owe - and clubs that are owed have the balls to go public when/if it does and not bow to pressure from the EPL hierarchy.

I fucking hate them.

SCUM.

CTID.

Happy New Blue Year.

As you were.
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Love this but one factual,glaring error.
It’s six billion not one billion die hard followers :-)
 
horlock_was_super said:
Can’t wait for midnight, another whole year to hate that rancid institution.

May every Ill imaginable befall each and everyone of their one billion die hard, loyal followers.

May scruffy Jim miss his flight away to his tax haven and cop for 30 years back tax, face prison and end up Big Vernon’s wife or even worse - have to keep watching the rags.

May UMS continue to fleece them and keep appointing ‘exciting, young, vibrant upcoming managers who will impose their own visionary tactics that dovetail with the nytid way.’

Please, please, please let’s hope that at least 3 other teams get their shit together and deny this decrepit, decaying has been of a club of any European football next season so we can sit back and see the money train hit the buffers.

If so, I hope and pray that very soon they start defaulting on instalments on the transfers they owe - and clubs that are owed have the balls to go public when/if it does and not bow to pressure from the EPL hierarchy.

I fucking hate them.

SCUM.

CTID.

Happy New Blue Year.

As you were.
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Excellent loathing Sir.
 
horlock_was_super said:
Can’t wait for midnight, another whole year to hate that rancid institution.

May every Ill imaginable befall each and everyone of their one billion die hard, loyal followers.

May scruffy Jim miss his flight away to his tax haven and cop for 30 years back tax, face prison and end up Big Vernon’s wife or even worse - have to keep watching the rags.

May UMS continue to fleece them and keep appointing ‘exciting, young, vibrant upcoming managers who will impose their own visionary tactics that dovetail with the nytid way.’

Please, please, please let’s hope that at least 3 other teams get their shit together and deny this decrepit, decaying has been of a club of any European football next season so we can sit back and see the money train hit the buffers.

If so, I hope and pray that very soon they start defaulting on instalments on the transfers they owe - and clubs that are owed have the balls to go public when/if it does and not bow to pressure from the EPL hierarchy.

I fucking hate them.

SCUM.

CTID.

Happy New Blue Year.

As you were.
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I echo your words blue, they are SCUM
 
horlock_was_super said:
Can’t wait for midnight, another whole year to hate that rancid institution.

May every Ill imaginable befall each and everyone of their one billion die hard, loyal followers.

May scruffy Jim miss his flight away to his tax haven and cop for 30 years back tax, face prison and end up Big Vernon’s wife or even worse - have to keep watching the rags.

May UMS continue to fleece them and keep appointing ‘exciting, young, vibrant upcoming managers who will impose their own visionary tactics that dovetail with the nytid way.’

Please, please, please let’s hope that at least 3 other teams get their shit together and deny this decrepit, decaying has been of a club of any European football next season so we can sit back and see the money train hit the buffers.

If so, I hope and pray that very soon they start defaulting on instalments on the transfers they owe - and clubs that are owed have the balls to go public when/if it does and not bow to pressure from the EPL hierarchy.

I fucking hate them.

SCUM.

CTID.

Happy New Blue Year.

As you were.
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I am way ahead of you here in New Zealand. I started hating them in 2026 already.
 
Man Utd, the Black Eyed Peas, Prince Andrew — what do they have in common?
They’re all shit after Fergie left them
 

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jimharri said:



"Give it to Giggseh'


If you can prise him out of his sister in law, that is.
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I saw the Tate **** today at Asda opposite the Etihad.

He was telling a security guard about United and why it’s all going wrong.

Apart from the security guard who probably stopped him to check his receipt, nobody else was interested in the thick Rag ****.
 
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