United Thread | 2025/26

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Can’t wait for midnight, another whole year to hate that rancid institution.

May every Ill imaginable befall each and everyone of their one billion die hard, loyal followers.

May scruffy Jim miss his flight away to his tax haven and cop for 30 years back tax, face prison and end up Big Vernon’s wife or even worse - have to keep watching the rags.

May UMS continue to fleece them and keep appointing ‘exciting, young, vibrant upcoming managers who will impose their own visionary tactics that dovetail with the nytid way.’

Please, please, please let’s hope that at least 3 other teams get their shit together and deny this decrepit, decaying has been of a club of any European football next season so we can sit back and see the money train hit the buffers.

If so, I hope and pray that very soon they start defaulting on instalments on the transfers they owe - and clubs that are owed have the balls to go public when/if it does and not bow to pressure from the EPL hierarchy.

I fucking hate them.

SCUM.

CTID.

Happy New Blue Year.

As you were.
 
Wonder how Neville will spin this one out ????
The 4-4 against Bournemouth and the 4-1 beating of Wolves had them getting all giddy about how exciting it was.
The 1-0 win aluded to that they where solid

And now a 1-1 draw against easily one of the poorest sides in PL history so whats the angle on this one.

They have a odd few game spell where they look OK before the real United return
Absolutely nothing funny about that guy, he's not even a United fan, he's just playing the game and rinsing everyone whilst making a tidy profit in the process.

The booooooos last night at the swamp at half time and full time, now that made me laugh. Seen as the were singing "Ruben Amorim" song after 20 minutes to then boo his substitutions...

Thick twats.
I suppose you invest when things are at rock bottom.
Or with potential.. .one could say they have potential but only based on history and as we know, history never repeats ;)
 
You look at their starting XI and you’ve got to say they’re over achieving by being in 6th. They’ve signed some absolute wank over the last few years and it’s truly beautiful.
It's not that they sign shit players.

The players that they sign turn into absolute dog shite once they land at the swamp.

It's no coincidence that the majority of players who leave that cesspit of a club go onto thrive with their new club.

The filth are finished and have been for many years now. The sooner media outlets like Sly Sports and the BBC and people like Slyman Stones get over the past and accept it the better for all concerned.
 
Absolutely nothing funny about that guy, he's not even a United fan, he's just playing the game and rinsing everyone whilst making a tidy profit in the process.

The booooooos last night at the swamp at half time and full time, now that made me laugh. Seen as the were singing "Ruben Amorim" song after 20 minutes to then boo his substitutions...

Thick twats.
I wonder how many times the pretend rag has actually set foot inside the theatre of the leaking roof?
 
I wonder how many times the pretend rag has actually set foot inside the theatre of the leaking roof?

Everyone likes a celebrity lookalike, so here’s Ted the Patterdale from ‘Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing’ and the Forest fan. Ted’s the sleb, obviously.

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Can’t wait for midnight, another whole year to hate that rancid institution.

May every Ill imaginable befall each and everyone of their one billion die hard, loyal followers.

May scruffy Jim miss his flight away to his tax haven and cop for 30 years back tax, face prison and end up Big Vernon’s wife or even worse - have to keep watching the rags.

May UMS continue to fleece them and keep appointing ‘exciting, young, vibrant upcoming managers who will impose their own visionary tactics that dovetail with the nytid way.’

Please, please, please let’s hope that at least 3 other teams get their shit together and deny this decrepit, decaying has been of a club of any European football next season so we can sit back and see the money train hit the buffers.

If so, I hope and pray that very soon they start defaulting on instalments on the transfers they owe - and clubs that are owed have the balls to go public when/if it does and not bow to pressure from the EPL hierarchy.

I fucking hate them.

SCUM.

CTID.

Happy New Blue Year.

As you were.
Love this but one factual,glaring error.
It’s six billion not one billion die hard followers :-)
 
Can’t wait for midnight, another whole year to hate that rancid institution.

May every Ill imaginable befall each and everyone of their one billion die hard, loyal followers.

May scruffy Jim miss his flight away to his tax haven and cop for 30 years back tax, face prison and end up Big Vernon’s wife or even worse - have to keep watching the rags.

May UMS continue to fleece them and keep appointing ‘exciting, young, vibrant upcoming managers who will impose their own visionary tactics that dovetail with the nytid way.’

Please, please, please let’s hope that at least 3 other teams get their shit together and deny this decrepit, decaying has been of a club of any European football next season so we can sit back and see the money train hit the buffers.

If so, I hope and pray that very soon they start defaulting on instalments on the transfers they owe - and clubs that are owed have the balls to go public when/if it does and not bow to pressure from the EPL hierarchy.

I fucking hate them.

SCUM.

CTID.

Happy New Blue Year.

As you were.
Excellent loathing Sir.
 
Can’t wait for midnight, another whole year to hate that rancid institution.

May every Ill imaginable befall each and everyone of their one billion die hard, loyal followers.

May scruffy Jim miss his flight away to his tax haven and cop for 30 years back tax, face prison and end up Big Vernon’s wife or even worse - have to keep watching the rags.

May UMS continue to fleece them and keep appointing ‘exciting, young, vibrant upcoming managers who will impose their own visionary tactics that dovetail with the nytid way.’

Please, please, please let’s hope that at least 3 other teams get their shit together and deny this decrepit, decaying has been of a club of any European football next season so we can sit back and see the money train hit the buffers.

If so, I hope and pray that very soon they start defaulting on instalments on the transfers they owe - and clubs that are owed have the balls to go public when/if it does and not bow to pressure from the EPL hierarchy.

I fucking hate them.

SCUM.

CTID.

Happy New Blue Year.

As you were.
I echo your words blue, they are SCUM
 

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