United Thread | 2025/26

[Alan Harper's Tash]

May I wish them as much success as I wished them last season.

As much misery as is humanly possible.

 

[Blueknows]

May I wish them as much success as I wished them last season.

As much misery as is humanly possible.

And NEVER forget that banner , the hypocritical , patronising cunts

 

[fulabeer]

 

[Vienna_70]

I saw the Tate **** today at Asda opposite the Etihad.

He was telling a security guard about United and why it’s all going wrong.

Apart from the security guard who probably stopped him to check his receipt, nobody else was interested in the thick Rag ****.

Didn’t you stop and have a word?

 

[Blue Til Death]

Can anyone help settle an argument. I reckon that’s 458 corners turned in the past 10 seasons, my mate thinks it’s 454. Can anyone help with a definitive answer?

You are both wrong, it’s a thousand plus..!!
And counting..

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I wonder how many times the pretend rag has actually set foot inside the theatre of the leaking roof?

What...in between bouts of live reporting from his mums walk in wardrobe, doubt it.

 

[Roachy]

Right, these tosspots have over achieved lately. Plummet back to the depths of the PL table now you arseholes.

 

[A590 blues]

Hope this helps

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That should cone with a warning

 

[Vienna_70]

To all lurking rags. And rags everywhere.

I wish you a very unhappy 2026 and beyond.

May all your worst nightmares come true, including, but not limited to City's continuing dominance of English and European football and relegation for your horrible club.

 

[surrounded by idiots]

I saw the Tate **** today at Asda opposite the Etihad.

He was telling a security guard about United and why it’s all going wrong.

Apart from the security guard who probably stopped him to check his receipt, nobody else was interested in the thick Rag ****.

made me laugh, thank you

 

[Gingers Dad]

Threesome?

Leave it out Ryan

 

[Gingers Dad]

"When will they return to the halcyon days of challenging for EPL and Champions League"

Just about sums them up

 

[citizen_maine]

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Love the way they need to spell out that a 32% win rate is "(worse)" than 36%

 

[Blue Hefner]

I saw the Tate **** today at Asda opposite the Etihad.

He was telling a security guard about United and why it’s all going wrong.

Apart from the security guard who probably stopped him to check his receipt, nobody else was interested in the thick Rag ****.

“stopped him to check his receipt”
Brilliant
Happy new year

 

[jimharri]

 

[Vienna_70]

More disharmony at the Trafford shithole.

No sympathy whatsoever from me.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Fuck em

 

[TonyM]

I hope we never stoop this low. If we did in the past then shame on those supposed fans.

 

[GH64]

Love the way they need to spell out that a 32% win rate is "(worse)" than 36%

Wrong though.
Like body fat percentage, you want it a bit lower.

 

[jimharri]

I hope we never stoop this low. If we did in the past then shame on those supposed fans.

We have done. Remember the stick Corrigan got when he first got in the team? And, famously, Edghill. Now, it's all online. See some of the abuse some of our players get on here, particularly the match threads. We like to think we have the best fans in the world (don't most club's fans think that?) l; I'm not sure we do. There's a toxic element to a section of our fanbase.