United Thread | 2025/26

[dario2739]

"Give it to Giggseh'


If you can prise him out of his sister in law, that is.

Thought Tate was an Oldham fan these days!?!

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Can’t wait for midnight, another whole year to hate that rancid institution.

May every Ill imaginable befall each and everyone of their one billion die hard, loyal followers.

May scruffy Jim miss his flight away to his tax haven and cop for 30 years back tax, face prison and end up Big Vernon’s wife or even worse - have to keep watching the rags.

May UMS continue to fleece them and keep appointing ‘exciting, young, vibrant upcoming managers who will impose their own visionary tactics that dovetail with the nytid way.’

Please, please, please let’s hope that at least 3 other teams get their shit together and deny this decrepit, decaying has been of a club of any European football next season so we can sit back and see the money train hit the buffers.

If so, I hope and pray that very soon they start defaulting on instalments on the transfers they owe - and clubs that are owed have the balls to go public when/if it does and not bow to pressure from the EPL hierarchy.

I fucking hate them.

SCUM.

CTID.

Happy New Blue Year.

As you were.

I am way ahead of you here in New Zealand. I started hating them in 2026 already.

 

[WillinGlossop]

Man Utd, the Black Eyed Peas, Prince Andrew — what do they have in common?
They’re all shit after Fergie left them

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[pudge]

Hopefully I'm the first person this year to call them cunts.

Cunts

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Hopefully I'm the first person this year to call them cunts.

Cunts

Bastard,

Cunts

 

[Gesario]

Bastard,

Cunts

SCUM Yessssssssss

 

[jrb]

"Give it to Giggseh'


If you can prise him out of his sister in law, that is.

I saw the Tate **** today at Asda opposite the Etihad.

He was telling a security guard about United and why it’s all going wrong.

Apart from the security guard who probably stopped him to check his receipt, nobody else was interested in the thick Rag ****.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

May I wish them as much success as I wished them last season.

As much misery as is humanly possible.

 

[Blueknows]

May I wish them as much success as I wished them last season.

As much misery as is humanly possible.

And NEVER forget that banner , the hypocritical , patronising cunts

 

[fulabeer]

 

[Vienna_70]

I saw the Tate **** today at Asda opposite the Etihad.

He was telling a security guard about United and why it’s all going wrong.

Apart from the security guard who probably stopped him to check his receipt, nobody else was interested in the thick Rag ****.

Didn’t you stop and have a word?

 

[Blue Til Death]

Can anyone help settle an argument. I reckon that’s 458 corners turned in the past 10 seasons, my mate thinks it’s 454. Can anyone help with a definitive answer?

You are both wrong, it’s a thousand plus..!!
And counting..

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I wonder how many times the pretend rag has actually set foot inside the theatre of the leaking roof?

What...in between bouts of live reporting from his mums walk in wardrobe, doubt it.

 

[Roachy]

Right, these tosspots have over achieved lately. Plummet back to the depths of the PL table now you arseholes.

 

[A590 blues]

Hope this helps

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