United Thread | 2025/26

[Bozo]

Obsessed with DNA the same way that really inbred Spanish king was obsessed with DNA.

 

[KentBlue]

Just give it Southgate we all know its going to be him

Now wouldn't that start the new year off well.

 

[remember arthur mann]

10 in 13 years ,Things you like to see

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One more and you could put a team out.

 

[Akira]

Sky sports now mufc tv

What a load of bollocks! Utd dna the United way. Forgot Utd invented football.

Every manager failed because they didn’t play the Utd way lol

Just give it Southgate we all know its going to be him

Every manager sacked just brings them closer to Sir Waistcoat. It's inevitable.

 

[mad4city]

Ratboy Neville playing the full rag bingo card on Sky Sports News

"This is Manchester United were talking about"

"Utd DNA"

"Utd style of play"

Do all ex rags get a book of the club with all these sound bites?

In fairness to him, it's been a whole week and a bit since he was raving about Amorim's football, having earned a 4-4 draw at home to Bournemouth, being "the reason he came to Old Trafford".
Life comes at you fast when ypu're eternally talking bollocks.

 

[BlueMerlin]

Time to choose a manager that fits United’s DNA… aka, shit.

 

[remember arthur mann]

wtf is this scum dna apart from arrogance and delusion sick of fucking hearing it now

In the words of Melvin Udall." Take away reason and accountability".

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Now wouldn't that start the new year off well.

Sir Jim 'n Sir G. Why have one knight of the realm when you can have two. Yer don't need DNA when yer've got aristocracy on the payroll!

 

[pepguardiola'smoustache]

I'd like to give a big shout out to Omar B and Jason W,
for doing such a wonderful undercover job...

Last season the rags were very close to relegation and it was all going splendidly,
but this year they have been looking like possibly scraping a champions league spot,
so our boys have headed it off at the pass by sacking the moron and replacing him temporarily with someone useless until they can appoint someone even worse on a more permanent temporary basis,
whilst also spunking another £10million in the process.

Absolutely top class berties.

 

[TonyBookEnd]

I like the idea that they believe their club has some innate, mystical winning DNA. But I also think that belief has become a straitjacket.

They have convinced themselves that success is embedded in their identity, they have stopped looking at how success is created. “This worked before therefore this will always work.”

The DNA wasn’t magic, it was people, behaviour and standards. Those people are gone and those standards are no longer there. They are a cash cow for the Glazers and they're not interested in those standards and long may it continue.

 

[Lowtower]

Haha brilliant

Maybe needs to bring out the Arteta light bulb and pet dog, Glazers have got the pickpockets sorted already.

 

[Metal Biker]

I see 13 years on and their ex-players are still bleating on about this supposed "United DNA".

HEY!





This IS Manchesniteh we're talking about! >:(

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Give it Eamonn Holmes until the end of the season.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Blues shouldn't be laughing at this "DNA" nonsense, we should be promoting and encouraging it for all the reasons already mentioned.

A number of my close family are rags and, on the odd occasion, I get into a serious football conversation with them, I bemoan the lack of united DNA in whichever manager, player or executive they happen to be saying isn't good enough at the time. I think I've convinced them that Zirkzee has the DNA so I'm pretty convincing although, if this farce carries on (and I sincerely hope it does), they may realise I'm taking the piss.

 

[Roachy]

I see 13 years on and their ex-players are still bleating on about this supposed "United DNA".

Nice isn't it. All this time not having the self awareness to realise they're part of the problem. They want things to go back to what made them a successful club, whilst at the same time acknowledging the game's moved on. I said a few seasons back that when the piss can went, they should have employed someone to modernise the club. Someone not invested in the club in any way, shape or form.
Alternatively they tried to remain relevant, spending billions on players and managers. Let's hope it continues.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I'd like to give a big shout out to Omar B and Jason W,
for doing such a wonderful undercover job...

Last season the rags were very close to relegation and it was all going splendidly,
but this year they have been looking like possibly scraping a champions league spot,
so our boys have headed it off at the pass by sacking the moron and replacing him temporarily with someone useless until they can appoint someone even worse on a more permanent temporary basis,
whilst also spunking another £10million in the process.

Absolutely top class berties.

I'm beginning to suspect that Sir Jim, with his fortune based in petrochemicals, and therefore potentially having a lot of commonality with our UAE owner, might be in on it as well. The new Philby, Burgess & Maclean.

Maresca, with his City heritage, would complete the takeover.

 

[TonyM]

They are dead right about the United DNA. I mean this is Manchester United Football Club that we are talking about. Manchester United. Man U.

All they need is score more goals than they concede in every game. Its not rocket science, it's just football heritage.

Why do people laugh at them? They are correct. Everyone keeps laughing, why? It's not fair. Its the United Wah Wah Wah.

 

[pepguardiola'smoustache]

I'm beginning to suspect that Sir Jim, with his fortune based in petrochemicals, and therefore potentially having a lot of commonality with our UAE owner, might be in on it as well. The new Philby, Burgess & Maclean.

Maresca, with his City heritage, would complete the takeover.

We can but hope.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Give it Eamonn Holmes until the end of the buffet.

 

[cheekybids]

Jfc hahahaha

Im convinced, maybe Brucey to help him, Butt & Scholes obviously…..

It’s a great idea….. make it happen Scruffy Jim, there’s only 1 problem they aren’t linked with City.

The a list will have Kompany, Maresca & Mancini.