United Thread | 2025/26

[dadnlad]

You wait untill the next scam.

INEOS as kit sponsor....

Aa long aa Mike Ashley does terms

 

[dadnlad]

How do you get away with not paying transfer fees and how do the owed clubs show this in their accounts and doesnt this screw up auditing for how much money you are allowed to then spend in your transfer budget

Not 100% but clubs sell debt owed on transfer fees sure PB will put me right

 

[TinFoilHat]

Where did the large upturn in profit come from? Not sacking canteen staff surely

Lou Macaris' Luke Shaw size kebabs.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

It’s probably been said on here before but who actually do they owe the money to. Is it one bank / company or is it numerous parties?
Where does the Camen isle thing come into the equation ?

Ocean Finance

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

How do you get away with not paying transfer fees and how do the owed clubs show this in their accounts and doesnt this screw up auditing for how much money you are allowed to then spend in your transfer budget

There's a small number of clubs who are protected by the media.
Madrid.
Barca.
The dippers .
These cunts.
Bayern.
These been the worst due to they have the most half wits after Munich.
And then what they won under the cheating piss can.
The media /sky need these twats and the other so called big clubs to sell there product.
This is manipulation and companies using the most popular product to generate the most money.
A bit like radio 1 promoting the spice girls years ago because kids who knew nothing about music liked the talentless bints.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Fans.

Greatest hits radio made it out as a good thing after the job cuts the worlds greatest club are now seeing the benefits.
As the announced profits of 35 mill.
No mention the debt has grown.
All a corrupt farce .
Everything we have won has a question mark dyer that pissed up bully inventing ffp to protect these cunts.

 

[city2]

There's a small number of clubs who are protected by the media.
Madrid.
Barca.
The dippers .
These cunts.
Bayern.
These been the worst due to they have the most half wits after Munich.
And then what they won under the cheating piss can.
The media /sky need these twats and the other so called big clubs to sell there product.
This is manipulation and companies using the most popular product to generate the most money.
A bit like radio 1 promoting the spice girls years ago because kids who knew nothing about music liked the talentless bints.

Not being funny but what have these red cunts done in the last 10years or more to increase the popularity of the PL, the Sergio moment made the world sit up on how exciting the PL was,

 

[Johnnyblue7]

Debt is debt, we say it won't ever bring them down but forever is a long long time.

Its the cooking of the books, turning over lies and iffy claims (COVID) that really fuck me off when teams in a much better financial position are deducted points for being.....well whatever the powers claim they are being as the rag scum ship continues to sail on.

It's the other clubs that really piss me off, they knowingly pander to these corrupt bastards wishes and never question it once.
I have no sympathy with the likes of Villa Everton Newcastle etc they deserve everything they get.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Greatest hits radio made it out as a good thing after the job cuts the worlds greatest club are now seeing the benefits.
As the announced profits of 35 mill.
No mention the debt has grown.
All a corrupt farce .
Everything we have won has a question mark dyer that pissed up bully inventing ffp to protect these cunts.

It's the sort of spin that would make Goebbels' jaw drop.

• They made an operating profit of £32.5m but that excludes net finance costs of £35.4m.
• They actually made a pre-tax LOSS of £2.5m over the first 6 months of this FY.
• Their borrowings have gone up by nearly £150m in 6 months.
• Their "overdraft" limit is £350m and at December that's at £295m, £130m higher than it was at the year-end.
• That £130m higher borrowing was used to pay the net £135m of transfer fees they owed.

They're fucking skint.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

It's the other clubs that really piss me off, they knowingly pander to these corrupt bastards wishes and never question it once.
I have no sympathy with the likes of Villa Everton Newcastle etc they deserve everything they get.

They're happy to ride on coat tails of the media favourites
and are sold a dream of owner profits if they remain in the camp but, if they get gobby, try and better themselves, move up the food chain etc
they're slapped down.

There's also the collateral damage of hammering the odd small club as a scare factor to everyone else too.

It'll not change, it's too far down the line now sadly.

 

[waspish]

It's the sort of spin that would make Goebbels' jaw drop.

• They made an operating profit of £32.5m but that excludes net finance costs of £35.4m.
• They actually made a pre-tax LOSS of £2.5m over the first 6 months of this FY.
• Their borrowings have gone up by nearly £150m in 6 months.
• Their "overdraft" limit is £300m and at December that's at £295m, £130m higher than it was at the year-end.
• That £130m higher borrowing was used to pay the net £135m of transfer fees they owed.

They're fucking skint.

In comparison what is Man City’s

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

City don't publish half-year accounts, and nor do we publish a cashflow statement, so it's not possible to do a direct comparison. But in the year to 2025 (which wasn't our best financially) we recorded an operating profit of £2m and a pre-tax loss of £10m. We don't have any borrowings.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Ratboy saying he’s “not against” them giving Carrick the job permanently.

…it’s happening again, another raggy PE teacher off the production line wins a couple of games and the giddiness takes over.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

In comparison what is Man City’s

Ours will be a lot worse.
We have ruined football.
Dirty Arabs

 

[Blueknows]

So clearly, Nobody gives a shit about how bad this is for football because it's United
SKYsports BBC TNT should all be headlining and running a yellow loop ticker across the screen saying United's debt is out of control and £1,5 Billion and growing, it will never be paid back

And how are they allowed to use a diiferent set of accounts (red football) to navigate around PSR ?

 

[dadnlad]

And how are they allowed to use a diiferent set of accounts (red football) to navigate around PSR ?

Cause they write the rules

 

[waspish]

Is debt if you can pay the monthly payments a tax benefit in anyway because why don’t they gradually pay it off so they make more more?

 

[VOOMER]

Ratboy saying he’s “not against” them giving Carrick the job permanently.

…it’s happening again, another raggy PE teacher off the production line wins a couple of games and the giddiness takes over.

Carrick isn't in charge the GPC is.

 

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

Carrick isn't in charge the GPC is.

The exact same kick and rush transitional bullshit he used to play, anyway.

'playing the percentages'. Unbearable to watch.

 

[Roachy]

The exact same kick and rush transitional bullshit he used to play, anyway.

'playing the percentages'. Unbearable to watch.

And the mindset of their moronic fan base mirrors that lot at Arsenal, not arsed about the quality as long as it's effective.