United Thread | 2025/26

[Colin Bells Boots]

Either City don’t pay very well or the rags have “done a slab head” and offered silly money to capture him.

Well, we already know that City pay Erling £1m per week, so that can't be true :)

 

[TinFoilHat]

Who are they playing this weekend?

They had a friendly lined up in Greece but slabhead being convicted fucked it...

 

[Gazza]

Who are they playing this weekend?

They were flying to Tehran for a quickly arranged, money making friendly - the match organiser at OT has since been sacked.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Are these still the biggest cunts in football ? Thought so.

The word was invented with them in mind.
True story dat.

 

[give it to gordon]

Another weekend off for the rags, on full pay to be part time 'footballers' not a bad crack is it

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Nepotism and networking always goes on and is fine, of course.
Though if that twat appeared on stage at the local it'd get bottled off...

Who told him it was a good idea to turn up at a gig wearing a Rag shirt in central Manchester?

 

[waspish]

They so want to be us

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Companies football clubs do this to get inside info on how thing work he will have a lot of knowledge and what they are paying for..

 

[Vienna_70]

They so want to be us

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Manchester City light!

 

[Franny 1234]

I cant seem to find any fixtures for the scum this weekend

 

[Tracking back]

Probably the same way his brother got a major publishing deal for a photography book without any experience.

That's life mate.

Football academies the length and breadth of this country are full of kids who are there because of their blood lines.

The football pyramid in this country isn't particularly difficult to break into..... it's simply full of mediocrity that are just not good enough.

Hamlet didn't write a great sonnet, but William Shakespeare did.

Eduard didn't understand the theory of relativity, but Albert Einstein did.

Just because someone's parents have a knack for something doesn't mean they will inherit it.

 

[Tracking back]

I cant seem to find any fixtures for the scum this weekend

Well look harder.

They've got to be there somewhere.

 

[Franny 1234]

Well look harder.

They've got to be there somewhere.

Ive gone down south as far as Brighton and up north as dar as Grimsby and still cant find a Rags Fixture.

 

[Tracking back]

Ive gone down south as far as Brighton and up north as dar as Grimsby and still cant find a Rags Fixture.

Well that's all very good.

But, have you checked the friendlies fixtures in outa Mongolia?

This is the biggest football club on the planet we're talking about. They've got to be playing someone, somewhere and Simon Stones will be there to tell us all about it.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Ive gone down south as far as Brighton and up north as dar as Grimsby and still cant find a Rags Fixture.

When zee seagulls follow zee trawlers….

 

[Bald fraud]

This poaching city staff approach is working wonders for them!

 

[hertsblue]

I cant seem to find any fixtures for the scum this weekend

Probably still be on TV live, even if its 90 minutes of a turnstile

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

This poaching city staff approach is working wonders for them!

And saving us a fortune for not having to sack them for not being good enough for us ! :)

 

[TinFoilHat]

The rags playing a legends team and are losing 3 - 0 after 10 minutes

Djemba Djemba hat trick....

;)

 

[eboblue]

The rags playing a legends team and are losing 3 - 0 after 10 minutes

Djemba Djemba hat trick....

;)

Shouldn't that be Djemba Djemba Djemba Djemba Djemba Djemba then?

 

[BongoBlue]

The rags playing a legends team and are losing 3 - 0 after 10 minutes

Djemba Djemba hat trick....

;)

So good they named him twice.