United Thread | 2025/26

[bobbyowenquiff]

Not according to Slimy Simon Stone who is contracted to provide at least one article a day for BBC Sports

Even he is struggling these days.

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

I see desperate FC want to sign tavernier from Bournemouth now, talk about 'cherry' picking. They want to be us so bad it's embarrassing! We took their best player you fucking mugs

 

[Tracking back]

Look at this , 23 days off ( and can't travel to Middle East for any lucrative time friendlies)


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Blimey!

Some of their players will have forgotten how to play football by the time they go to Elland Road.

 

[Tracking back]

The best thing about the rags’ demise is that they have become totally irrelevant to what is happening at the elite level of football.

In fairness, they've become pretty irrelevant at the blunt end too.

 

[Really_here]

Blimey!

Some of their players will have forgotten how to play football by the time they go to Elland Road.

Not that many of them can play football in the first place :)

 

[dadnlad]

Blimey!

Some of their players will have forgotten how to play football by the time they go to Elland Road.

they'll need 2xl shirts when back playing

 

[Shaker here..]

United​

The United Café, a popular spot for Manchester United fans, faced severe consequences for a rat infestation. The café was fined over £10,000 for multiple breaches of food safety legislation, including serving a burger containing gluten to an undercover inspector who had declared a gluten allergy. The infestation was discovered during inspections, and the café was required to conduct accurate daily checks for rats. The case highlights the importance of maintaining high hygiene standards and the potential legal repercussions for failing to do so.

From The Bury Times, 5-3-26 and yes I do get the paper copy every week. one of a dwindling number who do I suspect! Cafe 'operated by Cafe United Ltd, Whitefield based director, Sean Stokes, a resident in Bury New Road Whitefield.
Report went onto say the cafe closed for eight days voluntarily to clean up, but following this a officers from Trafford Council Environmental Health were served a gluten having declared a gluten allergy. Cafe United were find 8k costs of 1k, Stokes was fined 1048 oncers plus and a surcharge of 419 oncers.

 

[Tracking back]

they'll need 2xl shirts when back playing

Casemiro will need to wear a kaftan and the use of an industrial winch to get him out of the dressing room.

 

[Gazza]

Casemiro will need to wear a kaftan and the use of an industrial winch to get him out of the dressing room.

They've made him baseball cap out of a WW2 parachute.

 

[Blue Mist]

Look at this , 23 days off ( and can't travel to Middle East for any lucrative time friendlies)


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People seem to think that gives them an advantage, not me.
Footballers have long said they prefer midweek matches as there is less training plus, they've got a month of listening to Carrick on the training ground. After day 2 the seasoned Pro's are going to realise the bloke doesn't have a clue and by week 2 the youngsters will be pissed off as they keep losing to the cones.

 

[Vienna_70]

they'll need 2xl shirts when back playing

And Fatty Shaw will need a 4XL!

 

[Gesario]

And Fatty Shaw will need a 4XL!

Hope these Cnuts get drawn away for a change tomorrow ….oh hang on Cnuts

 

[Macca3]

I see desperate FC want to sign tavernier from Bournemouth now, talk about 'cherry' picking. They want to be us so bad it's embarrassing! We took their best player you fucking mugs

They must be playing Bournemouth shortly then????

 

[Oyster28catcher]

Look at this , 23 days off ( and can't travel to Middle East for any lucrative time friendlies)


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Winter-ish break.

 

[Franny 1234]

Whats the chances Rags get Port Vale or Southampton at the swamp in tomorrow's night draw.
They already got Grimsby away in the league cup and a home tie against a struggling Brighton in the FA cup.

 

[Vienna_70]

Whats the chances Rags get Port Vale or Southampton at the swamp in tomorrow's night draw.
They already got Grimsby away in the league cup and a home tie against a struggling Brighton in the FA cup.

About as much chance as there is of Lord Lucan turning up at our quarterfinal tie, riding Shergar.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Nepotism and networking always goes on and is fine, of course.
Though if that twat appeared on stage at the local it'd get bottled off...

Are you Elwood Blue......?

 

[DiscoSteve]

Whats the chances Rags get Port Vale or Southampton at the swamp in tomorrow's night draw.
They already got Grimsby away in the league cup and a home tie against a struggling Brighton in the FA cup.

2/7 I reckon (or 28.5% in new money)... same as us

 

[Grassland Blue]

It's certainly helped them in pushing for champions league

I don't mind seeing them in the champions league. They always make an absolute arse of themselves when they're in the champions league in recent times. Always highly entertaining stuff.

Don't get me wrong, I much preferred when they were 15th.

115th you say......

 

[Blue Mist]

Dear Ayatollah.
Welcome to your new job. Can I just mention that some bastards over here have been slagging you off. If it helps their co-ordinates are M16 0RA.

Yours B. Mist