United Thread | 2025/26

[Chris in London]

Does a rag loss tomorrow mean Monday is St Beneathus’ day?

 

[Vienna_70]

Does a rag loss tomorrow mean Monday is St Beneathus’ day?

If we avoid defeat, yes.

 

[Blue Mist]

Slimy Stone has gone MIA these last couple of days but fear not. I have inside knowledge of next weeks features.
* Why Bruno should win POTY.
* Why Michael is better dressed than Guardiola.
* 27 years since 1999 and why it’s still the best.
* Why Massimo Taibi was a great goalkeeper.
* How the Red Devils could line up in 2036.
* Why Bruno should win POTY.
* Why assists are better than goals scored.
* Why third or fourth is better than first.

You missed his article on the greatest yoof system and why 13 yr old Paulo Skolzeeo will be better than Bryan Robson

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Amazing how many rag shirts are knocking about in Lanzarote, last few years nowhere to be seen.

Plastic fuckers.

 

[Vienna_70]

This lot will probably beat Littlewoods today.

Unfortunately.

 

[remember arthur mann]

This lot will probably beat Littlewoods today.

Unfortunately.

It'll be a hard one to watch with eleven rags in the six yard box. Then the big hoof up field.. Why do they talk about buying midfielders?

 

[Ban-jani]

This lot will probably beat Littlewoods today.

Unfortunately.

I hope the scousers put 10 past the cunts

 

[Vienna_70]

It'll be a hard one to watch with eleven rags in the six yard box. Then the big hoof up field.. Why do they talk about buying midfielders?

There’s a simple solution to that.

Don’t watch it.

 

[Vienna_70]

I hope the scousers put 10 past the cunts

So do I, but unfortunately I can’t see it.

 

[SilvaGods]

6-0.

Should have been 10

 

[dadnlad]

It'll be a hard one to watch with eleven rags in the six yard box. Then the big hoof up field.. Why do they talk about buying midfielders?

Big hoof ? That's the new assist playmaker record holder

 

[Blueboy73]

Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton has guaranteed supporters the club will finish above rivals Manchester City next season.

City are on course to win the Premier League title, while United have endured a tough campaign and sacked David Moyes as manager in April.

But Charlton, a director at United, says it will be different in 2014-15.

"Next year I guarantee that we will be number one in Manchester. We like to be first and we will be first," he said.

He he this aged well.
It's a bit difficult to be number one in Manchester when you don't even come from Manchester.
Back on topic, 13 years and counting.
For any lurking Rags, Mind the gap!

 

[Blueboy73]

just heard on a podcast that when Rashford, Sancho and Casemiro go in the summer, they will drop to 5th in the wage bill stakes. Behind City, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal.

Just to note, for over a decade, the PL winners have never been below the top 2 of spenders. A team in 5th, is destined only to be scrapping around for FA cups and Europa league at best.

Scruffy Jim and his penny pinching will see to that.

Haha barrel scraping at it's finest.
There's no guarantee Gasford will go.
The fuckwit who spouted this on the podcast must think that anyone they bring in will be playing for free or paying for the privilege of playing for the self appointed "biggest, bestest greatest football club in the world"
Did they happen to mention the effect of Stones and Bernardo leaving - two of our biggest earners - would have on our wage bill?

 

[Vienna_70]

It would be ironic, if the other cheek beat the rags today, and all but sealed St Beneathus Day for another year.

Two clubs that supposedly hare each other, but can’t live without the other's support.

 

[Protein Junkie]

It would be ironic, if the other cheek beat the rags today, and all but sealed St Beneathus Day for another year.

Two clubs that supposedly hare each other, but can’t live without the other's support.

Hope the dippers absolutely pummel them today.

 

[deegee33]

It'll be a hard one to watch with eleven rags in the six yard box. Then the big hoof up field.. Why do they talk about buying midfielders?

For the same reason the USA has states like Indiana, Nebraska and Kansas.
They need something to fly over.

 

[Ithryn Luin]

Hope the dippers absolutely pummel them today.

So do I. Can't see it though. 0-0 or 1-0.

 

[blue_danube]

Can't lie, these lot worry me. Looking like a proper outfit now and their ground is becoming a bit of a fortress.

They're still not on our level but we need to keep strengthening. If they get their transfers right and attract some good players off the back of Champion League football, they'll be hot on our heels if we don't keep strengthening.

 

[Ric]

Can't lie, these lot worry me. Looking like a proper outfit now and their ground is becoming a bit of a fortress.

Steady on. They’re still a clown show.

 

[blue by birth]

Can't lie, these lot worry me. Looking like a proper outfit now and their ground is becoming a bit of a fortress.

They're still not on our level but we need to keep strengthening. If they get their transfers right and attract some good players off the back of Champion League football, they'll be hot on our heels if we don't keep strengthening.

April 1st was last month.. You are way too late with the leg pulling