The Drunken Tramp
What about the drunken tramps incoherent babblings in his after match interview?
"A match we dominated and were outstanding"???
"We kept attacking which was crazy. At 4-1 we should have called it a day but the fullbacks kept pushing up, crazy football". Er, excuse me, but aren't you the manager you pissed old twat, and isn't it up to you to tell them how to play?? YCNMIU.
"We will recover, we will be better in the second half of the season..". There are 10 games yet before the second half of the season starts.
Jesus, keep off the hard stuff during the game whisky nose.