6-1. I say again 6-1. Angus Deaton, can you hear me. Zoe Ball. Mick Hucknall. That miserable looking bastard who plays Victor Meldrew. Jimmy fucking Nesbitt. Can you hear me. Paddy Crerand. The chuckle brothers. Russell Beardsmore and Ralph fucking Milne and Danny Wallace. Cup your hands to your fucking ears. That's the noisy neighbours you can hear, and it's the sound of a train crashing right through your shit-stinking swamp. Eamonn Holmes; are you still alive or have you died of a heart attack? Gordon McQueen. Howard Webb... the list is endless... you get the point.