Urban Myths

[Carlos_Spicy_Weiner]

What about the bloke who wrapped 2,000 meters of bandage around his his head..........oops wrong thread, This should be in Turban myths.

Quality. Made me chuckle!

 

[glen quagmire]

What about the bloke who wrapped 2,000 meters of bandage around his his head..........oops wrong thread, This should be in Turban myths.

Quality. Made me chuckle!

No, that's not the whole 'myth'. The bloke was from south africa, it was a turban in durban myth!

 

[Stuart]

What about the bloke who wrapped 2,000 meters of bandage around his his head..........oops wrong thread, This should be in Turban myths.

Quality. Made me chuckle!

Same here .

 

[manimanc]

Isn't there a rumour in every northern city that during the 60s the Krays came to town on a train to take over the local crime scene, and the local gang met them at the main station of the town and put them back on the train to London.

was they the same gang outside rooneys house when he was offskis?

 

[Cellarite]

Isn't there a rumour in every northern city that during the 60s the Krays came to town on a train to take over the local crime scene, and the local gang met them at the main station of the town and put them back on the train to London.

was they the same gang outside rooneys house when he was offskis?

no, the mib's are harder than any manchester gang and also harder than any of the krays or their cronies.

 

[TFC]

What about the bloke who wrapped 2,000 meters of bandage around his his head..........oops wrong thread, This should be in Turban myths.

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[daveduke67]

muslim bloke drops his wallet in a bank. someone the person telling story knows runs after him and hands wallet back. muslim chap is overcome with gratitude but all money in wallet is spoken for. gives piece of advice instead.

"don't go to (insert city here) town centre on the (insert date here).

this one was doing the rounds after 9/11.

That happened to me!!
I took the wallet back to the shifty looking Muslim guy who had this huge rucksack on.
He said 'Don't go to Liverpool this afternoon'
I said, 'Why is there a going to be a bomb going off?
'No' he said 'Its a fucking shithole'

 

[lee-mcfc]

that all scousers rob your hubcaps

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Isn't there a rumour in every northern city that during the 60s the Krays came to town on a train to take over the local crime scene, and the local gang met them at the main station of the town and put them back on the train to London.

This actually happened. My grandad was a pub landlord many years ago and many of the barrow boys were meeting in his pub. He went to Central Station (formerly GMEX) with the barrow boys who were all standing on the platform wth bike chains, guns and other associated weapons and the Krays didn't even step off the train. They did a complete about turn and headed back to London. My grandad told my dad and he told me so I accept it as being true

send 3 and fourpence, we're going to a dance.

 

[daveduke67]

send 3 and fourpence, we're going to a dance.

Was that an early 'You've won the Canadian Lottery send me £20 and I'll let you know how to claim your winnings' scam?