Urban Myths

[woodi97]

Suarez is not a racist.

Creases me up everytime that one.

hahahaha.

 

[pablozabaleta]

Suarez is not a racist.

Creases me up everytime that one.

From the crackpot liverpool supporter thread
It's liverpool year next season, they're gonna win the whole lot

 

[PistonBlue]

Utd get better after Christmas.

 

[BimboBob]

The one where you pay a large sum of cash into an offshore bank account in your dogs name and then tell a Sun reporter that it's a bribe only to say you were joking at a court hearing then get let off and become England manager.


Complete bollocks.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Utd get better after Christmas.

So do turkeys.

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

If you wank the same horse off three times on consecutive Sunday's, using a monkeys claw. The said horse will not shite 3, 28 carat 2kg gold bars.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

If you wank the same horse off three times on consecutive Sunday's, using a monkeys claw. The said horse will not shite 3, 28 carat 2kg gold bars.

I'm prepared to test that theory in the name of science. Sometimes I will use my mouth in the interest of fairness.

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

The Tooth Fairy.
Apparently if you place your tooth under the pillow, expecting the Tooth Fairy to leave money, but remain awake to catch sight of the little nymph. He takes an EYE instead.


Both if your names Howard Webb!!

 

[stony]

Cow Tipping/pushing

I've met decent honest people who tell me they have done this. I don't believe them.

 

[1_barry_conlon]

Mark Almond having about 20pints of horse spunk up his Gary Glitter.