Urban myths

[dronefromsector7G]

There’s another Amsterdam stag night story

Stag on stage with stripper at a live sex show. She handcuffs him to something so he can’t get away. Security staff appear and surround the stage so nobody can get to him. Stripper disappears and a 6’4” gimp appears from backstage and proceeds to bum him into next week lol

@snorky wants to know the name of the club

 

[bennyboy]

Mama Cass died in her sleep not from chocking on a sandwich.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Gentleman's relish, haha not heard that phrase before

I've got a jar of that in the cupboard if you dont mind...

 

[snorky]

Mama Cass died in her sleep not from chocking on a sandwich.

If Karen Carpenter would only have scoffed that sandwich instead they would both be alive today.

 

[snorky]

@snorky wants to know the name of the club

I was that gimp.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Jackson also wrote "Do The Bartman" song

Now I am a fan of The Simpsons and that I did not know.

He did write the Happy Birthday Lisa song in that very episode.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Heard that story but in Soho 77 while at Wembley for England v Scotland game.

It was you who broke the goalposts was it?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Sounds much cleaner than the alternatives :)

Whoever wrote sploff in one of the earlier posts had me in stitches

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Now I am a fan of The Simpsons and that I did not know.

He did write the Happy Birthday Lisa song in that very episode.

I briefly worked with a real life monorail man. Office worker by day, selling allsorts the rest of the time. Digital currencies, an actual "monorail" concept called Skyway, his LinkedIn was a trove of barely disguised MLM posts.

 

[bennyboy]

It was you who broke the goalposts was it?

No i was only a 30" waist back then.lol.