Urban myths

[dickie davies]

I'm certain we've all heard a story repeated slightly differently from differently sources
I'll start with this one

A friend of a friend (girl) is a hairdresser and works at a unisex salon
Just as she was locking up one up one evening a bloke came along and said please can you cut my hair I know you're just closing but please will you just do it
She agreed and let the bloke into the shop. He sat in the chair and she fastened the cape. She turned to get the scissors, razor, comb and brush out and when she turned back the guy was masturbating under the cape, so she hit him full force with the brush and knocked him clean out if the chair
The cape fell to one side and the bloke was holding his glasses which he'd been cleaning

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I'm certain we've all heard a story repeated slightly differently from differently sources
I'll start with this one

A friend of a friend (girl) is a hairdresser and works at a unisex salon
Just as she was locking up one up one evening a bloke came along and said please can you cut my hair I know you're just closing but please will you just do it
She agreed and let the bloke into the shop. He sat in the chair and she fastened the cape. She turned to get the scissors, razor, comb and brush out and when she turned back the guy was masturbating under the cape, so she hit him full force with the brush and knocked him clean out if the chair
The cape fell to one side and the bloke was holding his glasses which he'd been cleaning

Bollocks, I don't wear glasses.

 

[aguero93:20]

Explains Walker missing so many games recently.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Decent album but not a patch on their earlier work.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Bollocks, I don't wear glasses.

You should. You are nearly blind from the wanking!

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

Well apparently "The Great Wall Of China" can be seen from space....the reality is no you can't and it's bollocks.

 

[Koniec]

Johanna Lumleys ring piece.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

There was the one about someone having a wank with their eyes closed and wearing a pair of headphones. When they had finished, they noticed that their mum had been in, whilst they were at it, and left a cup of tea on the bedside cabinet.

I was livid, as I told her I was trying to cut out caffeine at the time! I mean "they" were!

 

[aguero93:20]

Well apparently "The Great Wall Of China" can be seen from space....the reality is no you can't and it's bollocks.

The Great Wall can't, but Katie Price's muff can.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

United fans all come from Manchester / Salford