Urgent Health and Safety issue - City at fault for injuries

[Mrs Merton]

who ever started this thread what a clown, on joe mercer way when we scored what a bellend, i know lets pay money to not stay till the end beacuse we wanna get home early, what a bell end

I know, what a bell end. I left on 70 minutes and managed to catch our goal on TV at home.

Love this one - very , very good!

 

[MADCHESTER CITY]

who ever started this thread what a clown, on joe mercer way when we scored what a bellend, i know lets pay money to not stay till the end beacuse we wanna get home early, what a bell end

I know, what a bell end. I left on 70 minutes and managed to catch our goal on TV at home.

I stayed until the end and managed to swear at Hugh Ferris when we scored

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

my way is perfectly safe.

But I take your concerns on board and will paint a tricolore on the offending area in the hope that it will ward you off in future.

 

[york away to this!]

fuck off.
This is the most stupid thing I have heard all day, you soft twat this is all health and safety bull shit. Cant believe so many of you agree with him, what is wrong with the world?!!!???
Seriously I feel like giving in when I here stuff like this. If you dont want to get hurt then dont run on bumpy fucking floor!!!!!!!
Bunch of pussies you lot, man up!

absolutely - this is "politcal correctness gone mad"

no more liberal jessies allowed at the stadium.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

my way is perfectly safe.

But I take your concerns on board and will paint a tricolore on the offending area in the hope that it will ward you off in future.

And this on the day that another Sarkozy has entered the world.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

my way is perfectly safe.

But I take your concerns on board and will paint a tricolore on the offending area in the hope that it will ward you off in future.

And this on the day that another Sarkozy has entered the world.

 

[Cellarite]

who ever started this thread what a clown, on joe mercer way when we scored what a bellend, i know lets pay money to not stay till the end beacuse we wanna get home early, what a bell end

I know, what a bell end. I left on 70 minutes and managed to catch our goal on TV at home.

and you think you're clever? i saved the ticket money and stayed at home. no chance of me suffering a bad fall in the comfort of my own living room. also saved a few quid on beer by getting a crate from asda.

you may say that it's not the same atmosphere but i threw some pages from an old copy of the sun at the tele and got my missus to tell me to sit down at times of excitement.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

who ever started this thread what a clown, on joe mercer way when we scored what a bellend, i know lets pay money to not stay till the end beacuse we wanna get home early, what a bell end

I know, what a bell end. I left on 70 minutes and managed to catch our goal on TV at home.

and you think you're clever? i saved the ticket money and stayed at home. no chance of me suffering a bad fall in the comfort of my own living room. also saved a few quid on beer by getting a crate from asda.

you may say that it's not the same atmosphere but i threw some pages from an old copy of the sun at the tele and got my missus to tell me to sit down at times of excitement.

Sneaky cig in the downstairs loo? Surely you put a yellow coat on your dog and got him to attack you for no reason?

 

[Cellarite]

I know, what a bell end. I left on 70 minutes and managed to catch our goal on TV at home.

and you think you're clever? i saved the ticket money and stayed at home. no chance of me suffering a bad fall in the comfort of my own living room. also saved a few quid on beer by getting a crate from asda.

you may say that it's not the same atmosphere but i threw some pages from an old copy of the sun at the tele and got my missus to tell me to sit down at times of excitement.

Sneaky cig in the downstairs loo? Surely you put a yellow coat on your dog and got him to attack you for no reason?

roscoe would have been well within his rights to bare his teeth at me considering some of the language i used. also, when the missus brought the washing in, i was quite clearly standing in the aisle that she uses to get from the patio to the radiator.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

fuck off.
This is the most stupid thing I have heard all day, you soft twat this is all health and safety bull shit. Cant believe so many of you agree with him, what is wrong with the world?!!!???
Seriously I feel like giving in when I here stuff like this. If you dont want to get hurt then dont run on bumpy fucking floor!!!!!!!
Bunch of pussies you lot, man up!

I pronounce you to be king of all numpties