Urgent Health and Safety issue - City at fault for injuries

[Didsbury Dave]

who ever started this thread what a clown, on joe mercer way when we scored what a bellend, i know lets pay money to not stay till the end beacuse we wanna get home early, what a bell end

And here walks the clown prince

 

[TCIB]

This thread is awesome, sharp wit mixed with gullible users is a recipe for great win.

 

[Blue Tooth]

I turned to celebrate the winner by huggin my season ticket holding companion in the next seat but he'd fucked off early and i fell flat on my face.
Do i sue him? City? The council? Hugh Ferris?
I'm a bit confused.

 

[reddishblue]

I just fell over and suffered no harm, thank you Jack Daniels.

 

[kimbo]

Well i was sitting in block 217 and in the 92nd minute i dashed down to the toilet because i couldn't hold it any more and i just heard this big roar and i turned round and ran back up to see what was happening. I pissed all down my jeans and slipped on somebody elses piss on the way out but managed to make it up the stairs where everybody else who had run out of the toilets was jumping around wildly and i fell back down the stairs.
I now have piss stained jeans and three phone numbers but City sort it out, the floors in the bogs really are slippery.