Useless household objects.

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Yes, full of Viz and Private Eye

Where else can I put my KotK's to stop Mrs Ewing putting a pile fo 'stuff' on them and hiding them from view!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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These peelers. Fucking shite

They are perfect for vegetables that have a penis-like shape. I agree they are bloody useless for peeling spuds.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Guess what, it works with CD's too...

Er you mean it doesn’t work for either…

 

[CTID1988]

They are perfect for vegetables that have a penis-like shape. I agree they are bloody useless for peeling spuds.

Ive never had to peel a button mushroom

 

[kaz7]

I'm the proud owner of an electric can opener, which is useless now, can I sell it on marketplace?
I have a tape deck somewhere stored in a box, just in case I need it.

Also a wine carafe (all the rage once).

We still have cans without ring pulls so i will take the can opener and tapes are coming back , send it all over , swap you for merlin

 

[Bill Walker]

Pencils, useless? No they’re not. Do you live on Mars Bill? I had the plumber at my house last week and he was using a pencil all the time. In fact I use a pencil or pen when working for jotting down notes.

I suppose Australia is akin to Mars..

Yeah but I'm not a plumber and I don't work.
The only notes I ever make are on my phone.
I used pencils for my job, but never used one since retirement.
I live a pencil and wallet free existence.

I'm hoping to do away with keys when we move.

 

[Bill Walker]

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These peelers. Fucking shite

Good for carrots.

 

[Bill Walker]

We still have cans without ring pulls so i will take the can opener and tapes are coming back , send it all over , swap you for merlin

Haha so swap 2 useless things for 1 useless thing..?

Oops sorry merlin :)

 

[kaz7]

Haha so swap 2 useless things for 1 useless thing..?

Oops sorry merlin :)

How very dare you ! Lol

 

[Dicko69]

The oven, barely used it last 18mnths, not used it since Xmas Dinner was cooked, everything done in the air fryer now.