Using the wrong word

[i kne albert davy]

When people say Dukinfield instead of shithole.

Or is it the other way around ?

Boooooooooo Gods own country

 

[Kinkybyname]

rags and dipper fans always get the word 'innocent' mixed up with 'guilty' I find

 

[Nellies left peg]

‘At this moment in time’ … what’s wrong with ‘now’

Stuart Pearce would be out of a job if that phrase were corrected

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

My Mrs says "Yous" as a plural of you - "What are yous doing?". I pull her up on it all the time as it really bugs me.

You can take a bird out of Salford, but you'll never take the Salford out of a bird.

Sounds very Dublin.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

My wife and I hate that too.

Same with me and the Mrs.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

My mother once told me my driving was too erotic......

You need to ease off on the throttle.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

'Could care less' instead of 'couldn't care less'.

That’s interesting, maybe?

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I used to know Cockneys who’d say “I ain’t got nah” etc. A little part of me would die inside each time.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I used to know Cockneys who’d say “I ain’t got nah” etc. A little part of me would die inside each time.

Double negatives in general.
You never know are they positive or negative.

I ain’t got nothing.

Good for you. Keep up the good work.

 

[Vienna_70]

When people write "lose" when they mean "loose"

In the rags thread, it’s usually the other way round.