Valentines day

[AntiUnited]

Can understand people's frustration at some of the attitudes on this thread. But there must be something in AU's theory as those types of blokes (no offence intended) always seem to have women* falling off them whereas the blokes who would actually be nice to women and treat them properly don't seem to be as successful in this field.


*should point out this is based on the women i have encountered and therefore may not be a true representation

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You should try it dont white knight just be an ass around them and they will come.

Maybe girls see you as nothing more than a quick, mildly amusing bounce at the end of a drunken evening . After the glamour of a few reasonably placed muscles you really do lose your usefulness, once you've prematurely shot your load into a Durex and she's probably rolled off you to go vomit in the toilet.

I think you have your kindred spirits right now as you have no personality,charm and when you open your mouth I just want put a sock in it. I'd liken it to going down to the beach at Blackpool all excited, the pretty lights and and then it's there, so cute and pretty and you wanna have a go , but all it is at the end of the day is a short, disappointing ride on a donkey ! After the ride the mystery is gone, you lose interest and you have to wash the donkey smell off you and hope you haven't caught anything.

;)

I guess. At least ill be leaving with a smile on my face :). How do you know i don't have any personality though?

 

[bobmcfc]

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You should try it dont white knight just be an ass around them and they will come.

Maybe girls see you as nothing more than a quick, mildly amusing bounce at the end of a drunken evening . After the glamour of a few reasonably placed muscles you really do lose your usefulness, once you've prematurely shot your load into a Durex and she's probably rolled off you to go vomit in the toilet.

I think you have your kindred spirits right now as you have no personality,charm and when you open your mouth I just want put a sock in it. I'd liken it to going down to the beach at Blackpool all excited, the pretty lights and and then it's there, so cute and pretty and you wanna have a go , but all it is at the end of the day is a short, disappointing ride on a donkey ! After the ride the mystery is gone, you lose interest and you have to wash the donkey smell off you and hope you haven't caught anything.

;)

I guess. At least ill be leaving with a smile on my face :). How do you know i don't have any personality though?

Because I read your posts

 

[AntiUnited]

Maybe girls see you as nothing more than a quick, mildly amusing bounce at the end of a drunken evening . After the glamour of a few reasonably placed muscles you really do lose your usefulness, once you've prematurely shot your load into a Durex and she's probably rolled off you to go vomit in the toilet.

I think you have your kindred spirits right now as you have no personality,charm and when you open your mouth I just want put a sock in it. I'd liken it to going down to the beach at Blackpool all excited, the pretty lights and and then it's there, so cute and pretty and you wanna have a go , but all it is at the end of the day is a short, disappointing ride on a donkey ! After the ride the mystery is gone, you lose interest and you have to wash the donkey smell off you and hope you haven't caught anything.

;)

I guess. At least ill be leaving with a smile on my face :). How do you know i don't have any personality though?

Because I read your posts

hmm k

 

[bobmcfc]

I guess. At least ill be leaving with a smile on my face :). How do you know i don't have any personality though?

Because I read your posts

hmm k

There is nothing remotely charming about anything you say, EVER !! It's so sad, you're broken and you need fixing Humpty Dumpty

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

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You should try it dont white knight just be an ass around them and they will come.

Maybe girls see you as nothing more than a quick, mildly amusing bounce at the end of a drunken evening . After the glamour of a few reasonably placed muscles you really do lose your usefulness, once you've prematurely shot your load into a Durex and she's probably rolled off you to go vomit in the toilet.

I think you have your kindred spirits right now as you have no personality,charm and when you open your mouth I just want put a sock in it. I'd liken it to going down to the beach at Blackpool all excited, the pretty lights and and then it's there, so cute and pretty and you wanna have a go , but all it is at the end of the day is a short, disappointing ride on a donkey ! After the ride the mystery is gone, you lose interest and you have to wash the donkey smell off you and hope you haven't caught anything.

;)

I guess. At least ill be leaving with a smile on my face :). How do you know i don't have any personality though?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I lift weights, I masturbate a lot, I hate women, I am a needy troll.
Erm, that's about it, really.
There is more chance of my settee having a personality than you.

 

[AntiUnited]

Maybe girls see you as nothing more than a quick, mildly amusing bounce at the end of a drunken evening . After the glamour of a few reasonably placed muscles you really do lose your usefulness, once you've prematurely shot your load into a Durex and she's probably rolled off you to go vomit in the toilet.

I think you have your kindred spirits right now as you have no personality,charm and when you open your mouth I just want put a sock in it. I'd liken it to going down to the beach at Blackpool all excited, the pretty lights and and then it's there, so cute and pretty and you wanna have a go , but all it is at the end of the day is a short, disappointing ride on a donkey ! After the ride the mystery is gone, you lose interest and you have to wash the donkey smell off you and hope you haven't caught anything.

;)

I guess. At least ill be leaving with a smile on my face :). How do you know i don't have any personality though?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I lift weights, I masturbate a lot, I hate women, I am a needy troll.
Erm, that's about it, really.
There is more chance of my settee having a personality than you.

you forgot boxing white knight :)

 

[ChrisNUFC]

So basically it would be a bad idea to enroll in the Anti United charm school??

 

[BWTAC]

So basically it would be a bad idea to enroll in the Anti United charm school??

With its motto being Pump and Dump, I'd say it would be a bad idea.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I guess. At least ill be leaving with a smile on my face :). How do you know i don't have any personality though?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I lift weights, I masturbate a lot, I hate women, I am a needy troll.
Erm, that's about it, really.
There is more chance of my settee having a personality than you.

you forgot boxing white knight :)

I forgot being a repressed homosexual too.
I was trying to spare your feelings.

 

[AntiUnited]

Because I read your posts

hmm k

There is nothing remotely charming about anything you say, EVER !! It's so sad, you're broken and you need fixing Humpty Dumpty

fixing ? what why ? I lift, can cook, box, play games, guitar, and bang broads on the weekend. sounds pretty sweet to me :)<br /><br />-- Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:56 pm --<br /><br />

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I lift weights, I masturbate a lot, I hate women, I am a needy troll.
Erm, that's about it, really.
There is more chance of my settee having a personality than you.

you forgot boxing white knight :)

I forgot being a repressed homosexual too.
I was trying to spare your feelings.

K buddy.. what ever you say.