Valentines day

[razman]

well... would be celebrating my birthday that day

 

[bobmcfc]

its cancelled this year

^ this, biggest pile of Cow poop ever



I just thought I'd say that

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I'm thinking of taking Mrs Fetlocks to Jamie Oliver's restaurant.
He has a card in the window asking for a part time cleaner.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

I'm thinking of taking Mrs Fetlocks to Jamie Oliver's restaurant.
He has a card in the window asking for a part time cleaner.

 

[Davs 19]

Why do postal workers always strike on Valentine Day ?

 

[ello_jo]

I don't like being told when to appreciate my girlfriend, if you get me? But to keep society happy and to conform with the rest of the nation I'm just going to take her out for a meal, send her some flowers to work and buy her something... I have no idea what though.

 

[dazdon]

The missus has gone to get me a pot noodle...Ok it's not strawberries and cream and admittedly not finger food but hey ho.

 

[BWTAC]

The missus has gone to get me a pot noodle...Ok it's not strawberries and cream and admittedly not finger food but hey ho.

What type of food does she have to get for a fingering then?

 

[dazdon]

The missus has gone to get me a pot noodle...Ok it's not strawberries and cream and admittedly not finger food but hey ho.

What type of food does she have to get for a fingering then?

I wouldn't let her finger me ;-)

 

[BWTAC]

The missus has gone to get me a pot noodle...Ok it's not strawberries and cream and admittedly not finger food but hey ho.

What type of food does she have to get for a fingering then?

I wouldn't let her finger me ;-)

Damn right, she'd ruin her nails pushing past the butt plug.