Vegetarians - Meat replacements

Speaking of the meat and two veg the same could be said with same sex coupling. I understand that men can like men and that women can like women and absolutely 100% fair fooks, but what I don't understand is a woman liking a woman but then wanting her partner to dress like a man with short cropped hair work boots and trews et visa versa.

However if in old age my sexuallity suddenly changed then I guess it would be more palatable if my man whacked on some lippy and at the very least shaved his sac. I refuse to choke in the name of love : /
If a woman chooses to be a lesbian they shouldn't have access to dildos , they should automatically forfeit the right to use anything shaped like a penis
 
On a serious note I would love our scientists to perfect the art of meat replication without the need for slaughter. You only have to look at those Sausage rolls from Iceland to know it can be done.


Submitted by Mr GBartrop on 19/10/2021


My partner is vegan and I'm not but I tried them and wow wouldn't know the differance

Submitted by Bernie Morton-Sherwood on 5/8/2021

My friend is vegetarian & was visiting me overnight. I bought these as a snack & she absolutely loved them. She said they have a lovely not too spicy flavour & of course with Greggs flakey pastry she had some more. So a real hit & ive just bought the vegan steak bites. Which I hope she likes as much as these next time she comes. Great value for money as well
 
@BlueMoonRisin’ has just shaved his. Buy him a lipstick and it's game on.
I've been asleep, I'm confused. Erm, my balls are not like vagetarian haggis so both veggies and meat eaters can sod off whether i put lipstick on it or not.

Tell Bob my sack is not for consumption : /
 
Are we not then denying a animal a life at all despite how brief if we ultimately "grow" our meat ?
I thought about that and taken from a pig perspective probably better not to be gassed for such a short life span even if Farmer Palmer does looks after you real nice.
 
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