DiscoSteve
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£6.99 - worth a punt - bought one ;-)
dick slexia said:Not at football matches but would like them at Wimbledon to drown out all the morons shouting "come on Andy" or whoever their favourite player happens to be playing at the time, more annoying than a million vuvuzelas.
Not an English lessonmcfc_die_hard said:Blue Smarties said:Clarkies?? I actually have brought one!!
bought*
Calm down and relax to the noise of the Vuvu!<br /><br />-- Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:01 pm --<br /><br />Mark - TheBlue said:
Good man! I'm going to do the Vuvu dance aswell, sorry to the people sat behind me!!DiscoSteve said:£6.99 - worth a punt - bought one ;-)
Blue Smarties said:Not an English lessonmcfc_die_hard said:bought*
-- Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:01 pm --
Calm down and relax to the noise of the Vuvu!Mark - TheBlue said:
-- Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:01 pm --
Good man! I'm going to do the Vuvu dance aswell, sorry to the people sat behind me!!DiscoSteve said:£6.99 - worth a punt - bought one ;-)
It involves me lashing out with my Vuvu to anyone who looks slightly aggressive who comes within 120CMish of me. :-)<br /><br />-- Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:13 pm --<br /><br />SWP's back said:Blue Smarties said:Not an English lesson
-- Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:01 pm --
Calm down and relax to the noise of the Vuvu!
-- Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:01 pm --
Good man! I'm going to do the Vuvu dance aswell, sorry to the people sat behind me!!
Does that involve hoping around trying to fish 2 feet of it out of your rectum whilst crying?
;)
I shall hide it. :)mcfc_die_hard said:They would be banned if they turned up.
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.........................................................And Jordaan, when asked if he would get rid of them, told BBC Sport: "If there are grounds to do so, yes.
"We did say that if any land on the pitch in anger we will take action."
France captain Patrice Evra has already blamed the noise generated by the vuvuzelas, which has been likened to the drone of thousands of bees,
for his side's poor showing in their opening group game against Uruguay, which finished goalless.
He said: "We can't sleep at night because of the vuvuzelas. People start playing them from 6am.
"We can't hear one another out on the pitch because of them."
Jordaan conceded that while the noise was irritating for some people, they were doing all they could to minimise the impact.
"We've tried to get some order," he continued. "We have asked for no vuvuzelas during national anthems or stadium announcements.
It's difficult but we're trying to manage the best we can.
"We've had some broadcasters and individuals [complaining] and it's something we are evaluating on an on-going basis."
Jordaan admitted he was not a huge fan of them himself. "I would prefer singing," he said.
"It's always been a great generator of a wonderful atmosphere in stadiums and I would try to encourage them to sing.
"In the days of the struggle (against apartheid) we were singing, all through our history it's our ability to sing that inspired and drove the emotions."
Meanwhile domesticaly there are now ever growing fears that those up in the hot seats of Old Trafford will push ahead with plans to have 76.000 vuvuzelas placed
upon the home fans seating on the clubs opening home fixture in an attempt to create an atmosphere as the Old Trafford faithful are currently seen as the quietest in europe despite having sandwich's
placed upon their seats every single home match of which every single prawn are carefully trawled from Salford swamp reservoirs.