idahoblues
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This autocorrect bullshit drives me insane
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W**kers in pubs with kids.
- Thread starter stonerblue
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Smiths.Bottle of Vimto with a straw and taking forever to decide which flavoured Walkers crisps to have. :)
By the time I'd found the blue bag with the salt in it me mam & dad were out again.
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People have kids and can still afford to go to the pub ?
Johnny Mars Bar
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Shouldn’t be allowed.
You might think little Timmy running around skriking is the cutest thing ever but everybody else thinks he’s an annoying little **** and is one more half of Stella away from glassing the fucker.
You might think little Timmy running around skriking is the cutest thing ever but everybody else thinks he’s an annoying little **** and is one more half of Stella away from glassing the fucker.
oh, he has all the right dots but not necessarily in all the right places...Thank fuck for the dots
Johnny Mars Bar
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Did he have a bag of Werthers Originals?In the 70's we had to behave in pubs. I used to have to spend the whole time sat on great uncle Quentin's knee.
He always told me to keep quiet.
I think they must have melted in his trouser pockets mate. It was always sticky in that area as I recall.Did he have a bag of Werthers Originals?
yeseye
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Can’t be right surely!In my local a couple in their mid thirties,are in 5 days a week Mon - Fri from 3.30pm until approx 8.30pm.
On a weekend they alternate as to who goes in on which day.
Unfortunately they take their 9 year old daughter every day Mon - Fri, straight from her school and then they each have her in the pub over the weekend.
Certainly when I`ve been in when the footie season is here,the young girl is always there so I have witnessed this, but lots of other regulars have told me the same story.
This young girl of nine years of age must have no friends outside of the classroom.Her biggest friend in the pub is her drawing/colouring book and pencils along with a doll.
Unfortunately this is not a wind up on my part.
Truly disgusting but as long as the girl is out of the pub by 8.30pm then she is not breaking any house rules.
Kippaxpete
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Are you sure it wasn't a stick of rock in his pocket?I think they must have melted in his trouser pockets mate. It was always sticky in that area as I recall.