W**kers in pubs with kids.

2 over weight parents were too busy chatting and drinking whilst their offspring ran riot making an absolute racket. The kid was also throwing his toys about.

Shut your fucking kid up. If you miss out on boozing then you shouldnt have had kids.
Did you shout oh you fat fuckers control your kids and mines a pint when your ready.
 
Colouring pencils are soooooo 1970's granddad, mobile phones work for my brats.
Stick Paw Patrol on and I'm good for 5 pints. After that I don't care what they watch, shit on youtube usually, just as long as they leave me and Mrs Mist alone.
I'll bet Mrs. Mist is at the bar most of the time
 
Colouring pencils are soooooo 1970's granddad, mobile phones work for my brats.
Stick Paw Patrol on and I'm good for 5 pints. After that I don't care what they watch, shit on youtube usually, just as long as they leave me and Mrs Mist alone.
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Definitely in my top 5 annoyances. Can't go into any pub it seems without kids running around, does my fucking head in. Some parents seem to think its fair to have a break from their kids while the kids are still in the room with them, leaving them for everyone else to deal with. Selfish pricks.
No, you're kids aren't funny or cute. They're annoying, loud little bastards who are ruining my pint
 
Definitely in my top 5 annoyances. Can't go into any pub it seems without kids running around, does my fucking head in. Some parents seem to think its fair to have a break from their kids while the kids are still in the room with them, leaving them for everyone else to deal with. Selfish pricks.
No, you're kids aren't funny or cute. They're annoying, loud little bastards who are ruining my pint
Amen to that.
 
ive found the perfect pub for you lot....

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Infairness if it wasn't for the name of the place then that looks awesome, bit of peace and quiet to enjoy a pint, dartboard, no daft single line queues at the bar and a well dressed bar man that's not a spotty kid who thinks he's cool as fuck.
 
Definitely in my top 5 annoyances. Can't go into any pub it seems without kids running around, does my fucking head in. Some parents seem to think its fair to have a break from their kids while the kids are still in the room with them, leaving them for everyone else to deal with. Selfish pricks.
No, you're kids aren't funny or cute. They're annoying, loud little bastards who are ruining my pint
My local has an over 18 only policy. And no football. Or jukebox. Just award winning beer and a grumpy landlord.
 

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