Wag wars: Coleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy

[Ban-jani]

This has been my favourite thread for a long while.

One can spend too much time debating politics and this is a welcome break.

Mrs Rooney has absolutely killed her there, fair play.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

By jove I think he has got it.

Its pathetic attention seeking of the very worst kind but tabloids and daytime tv will be wanking themselves silly over it and begging them for interviews.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least that one or both are launching something soon as well and this publicity puts them both in the spotlight at the right time.

I like your cynicism good fellow, a man after my own heart. Zoe Ball " friends round friday " swiftly followed by "The one show " with a possible airing with Graham Norton, either on his TV show or in the morning on radio 2. I've got this marketing malarky sussed.

 

[KS55]

From the 'Players Guide to Life and Everything'....
How to Choose A Wife.
1. Obtain Lingerie Catalogue
2. Pick Woman
3. Send Pic to Giggsy
4. If Giggsy fancies her, pick another one.

 

[jimharri]

From the 'Players Guide to Life and Everything'....
How to Choose A Wife.
1. Obtain Lingerie Catalogue
2. Pick Woman
3. Send Pic to Giggsy
4. If Giggsy fancies her, pick another one.

"If"?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

From the 'Players Guide to Life and Everything'....
How to Choose A Wife.
1. Obtain Lingerie Catalogue
2. Pick Woman
3. Send Pic to Giggsy
4. If Giggsy fancies her, pick another one.

That would have to be a Littlewoods catalogue, he's had all the ones in JD Williams

 

[manimanc]

 

[KS55]

That would have to be a Littlewoods catalogue, he's had all the ones in JD Williams

The Littlewood's catalogue, apparently, is crammed with data on City's transfer targets wearing basques.

 

[lazerblue]

WAGatha Christie is trending on twitter, lovely stuff

Wagatha, twitter, trending, what is this foreign tongue you speak in

 

[lazerblue]

You think she’d have done all that without Wayne?

Without him she'd be hanging around outside the local offy in a shell suit supping from a litre bottle of white lightening and mithering passers by for fags

 

[Stoned Rose]

I think I am hence your backhanded condescending response.

Does being married to Rooney help her career? of course

Would she have been a nobody without him? Impossible to say.

Thanks for your input Wayne.