Wag wars: Coleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy

[Indaparkside]

There was a young lady, Colleen
Said: "Hacked, my account it has been"
She blamed pregnant Bekka,
And threatened to deck her
So now she's an Instagram queen.

Jesus, just what am I doing?

The granny shagger known as shrek
Had to stop colleen from wringing her neck
He said leave it to me?? i have a plan"
I'll get her back, I'll go and bang her gran

I'll get my coat see you later:)

 

[Ban-jani]

They are not my cup of tea but I’m not sure slag is the correct term. They’ve done nothing to suggest they’re loose or sleep around.

For a bloke that’s normally so “right on”, you using that term has surprised me somewhat.

They’re just money whores, neither would be within ten foot of their husbands if they weren’t footballers.

I know Mrs Rooney was with him prior to him making it but she’d have ditched him for cheating years ago, if he worked at his brother’s chippy.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I wouldn't know who these wags are if I walked past them on the street. And I couldn't care less who they are, what they're up to or who they wannabe: /

 

[dannyboy29]

I wouldn't know who these wags are if I walked past them on the street. And I couldn't care less who they are, what they're up to or who they wannabe: /

How come you're on this topic then? and also find the need to comment considering you couldnt care less?

 

[Big Swifty]

One can justifiably say that a topic is of no relevance to real life, and coming on this thread to say so. I agree with BlueMoon Risin, since he is right to comment on the pointlessness of such "news".

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

How come you're on this topic then? and also find the need to comment considering you couldnt care less?

I'm pointing out how mind numbingly obsessed people are in wanting to know the business of footballers wives.

 

[2sheikhs]

Vardys wife has not been slow to upgrade. Coleen has probably only slept with shrek.

She used to go out with either shreks cousin or brother until it was pointed out to her that the syrup was the one with the brightest (most lucrative) future. She ditched the former and headed for Shrek like a fly around shit.( I don't know why I said "like" because it isn't even a euphemism)

 

[Big Swifty]

The depths women will sink to for money and fame.

 

[bluemooners09]

The depths women will sink to for money and fame.

Some.

 

[Big Swifty]

Yes, some. It's these who get the publicity, unfortunately.