Warning if you're planning on travelling to PSG

[balotelli's back pocket]

There's nothing normal about France. Granted, Paris is a shithole like many a European City however, these dirty bastards actually eat snails!!!!

Did a french bloke smash your wife or what lol

 

[Dodge]

Sounds just like my match day experience in Turin to be honest..

 

[bakerdave76]

Exactly. Demand anyone French who speaks to you address you in the Queens English. This is best said s-l-o-w-l-y and L-O-U-D-L-Y.

As for dress code.

Surely only this will do?

£45 from joke.co.uk


Viens donc! sacs de merde!!

 

[ninjamonkey]

French police are known for being heavy handed at the best of times at football matches, and whilst we're not Chelsea, we're English and all the same in their eyes. Unfortunately, anybody going over should expect a bit of hassle from the police.

I look forward to the huge thread on here complaining about this trip afterwards

 

[Didsbury Dave]

French police are known for being heavy handed at the best of times at football matches, and whilst we're not Chelsea, we're English and all the same in their eyes. Unfortunately, anybody going over should expect a bit of hassle from the police.

I look forward to the huge thread on here complaining about this trip afterwards

That's the point. They won't differentiate between us and Chelsea. We are all Roast Beef Hooligans to them.

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

It's hardly Naples

 

[ccr]

Must remember not to hum that ABBA song as I pass through security.

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

Good mooning, I was just pissing by

Brilliant. Need to watch a few 'Allo 'Allo re-runs to get me in the mood for the away leg (if I go)

 

[ninjamonkey]

That's the point. They won't differentiate between us and Chelsea. We are all Roast Beef Hooligans to them.

Yep. We're treated like this most places, seemingly, the further west, the worse it is but i expect this will be a step up even from the likes of the Madrid police.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

This is also very good!

French police are known for being heavy handed at the best of times at football matches, and whilst we're not Chelsea, we're English and all the same in their eyes. Unfortunately, anybody going over should expect a bit of hassle from the police.

I look forward to the huge thread on here complaining about this trip afterwards

Yep. The old Beer and English football football fan combination!

Did a french bloke smash your wife or what lol

Out of interest, I've just googled the surname of the guy who the ex-wife was banging and it is indeed of Norman and french origin!


Put me right off my cuisses de grenouilles der baguetter I don't mind telling yer!