Wash Vs. Wipe

[west didsblue]

Has anyone tried the Gary Lineker method as he described on that world cup programme yesterday on BBC3. That is you shit yourself while playing football for England and then smear anything that comes down your leg on to the pitch using your hands, then wipe your hands on the pitch.

 

[Challenger1978]

Has anyone tried the Gary Lineker method as he described on that world cup programme yesterday on BBC3. That is you shit yourself while playing football for England and then smear anything that comes down your leg on to the pitch using your hands, then wipe your hands on the pitch.

PMSL i saw that show myself, the dirty bastard.

 

[jimharri]

I don't do either. I just let my natural body movement sort of wipe itself against my long johns. Job sorted.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Remind me not to use the towels on my face in your house you drippy arse brown towels

 

[davymcfc]

I have puked in bidets before if that answers your question. Not sure it does though.

 

[TommoCTID]

what a shit thread..

 

[JTDL]

Ha funny thread. I've got a Malaysian girlfriend, soon to be wife, in sunny Manchester. She's insisted on getting a wall hose thing installed but cunningly made it warm water. Not convinced yet however

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

If all else fails, just let the dog lick it off.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Years ago when it all the rage to wear shiny pants, loafers and shirts with tails outside your pants I was at a wedding. One of the lads, well oiled, decided to go to the bog. Apparantly he had, in his eagerness not to miss the round, thought he wiped his arse. He had but instead of the paper doing its job it was actually his shirt tail. Back to the bar with a huge skiddo up the back of his shirt......Someone kind soul did mention it to him a while later.