Watching the derby from the stretford end

Don't forget to call of their players by their frst names (Rio, Ryan, Patrice etc).
Oh, and try to look as gormless as you can.
 
Last year at the League Cup game at Old Toilet, outside the Toilet on Busby Way, was a single blue proudly wearing an away top on (white with black and red stripe one), glaring at all the rags, had balls of steel that lad, must admit, I would not have wanted to mess with him!
 
Freestyler said:
90+5 minutes

De Jong, City win 1-0.

your sat in the stretford end...

...you turn around put you arms over the shoudler of the blokes sat either side of you and start singing..

"lets all do the poznan, lets all do the poznan, na, na, na, na.."
 
Did it for the 0-0 in 2004 with my old man and brother. Absolutely horrible experience. Left at half-time because we were rumbled by the two gobby Irish Rags next to us. Almost got a kicking on the way out. Whole thing felt like infiltrating Colditz. My advice would be: don't go!

I remember quite vividly Stevie Jordan clearing off the line and an old blue-haired granny singing along to 'My my old man said be a City fan' with considerable gusto. Vile, vile place. Vile, vile fans.

God I hope we fucking do them on Saturday.
 
Freestyler said:
flask - check.
lunchbox - check.
map - check.
asking the person next to you, who's that playing midfield for us - check.
ask the person next to you, the quickest way back to piccadilly station - check.
camera, to take a quick photo everytime a player get's within 30 yards of you - check.

You forgot :

asking the person next to you if Beckham is still taking free kicks.

Oh

And Passport, Tube map, Flight ticket, Ryan Giggs fitness video (dying for it to be signed)
 
After Carlos scores in the last minute, rush down to the bottom of the Stretford End, turn around and and scream..........."Let's all do the Poznan."

It might be the last thing you ever do, but you will be a hero, and you will always be remembered. We'll all turn up at your funeral as well. Promise.
 
I'll be in the Stretford End until roughly 15 seconds after we score.

I'll try and get some video footage of the Poznan as I'm runnning out.
 

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