Wayne Rooney - an unemployed Scouser (p56)

[TFC]

I couldn’t give 2 fucks other than to say we’ll have another rag pundit on our screens soon enough ffs

 

[Gray]

I have known many lads in the Navy who are unable to spell it correctly. It's usually 'matlow'.....knobheads.

That is how it is pronounced, not how it is spelt.

 

[Vienna_70]

My Mum has just told me that someone texted Radio Cornwall, with the following message:

"Rooney isn’t cut out to be a coach. He should stick to cooking burgers."

 

[manclad]

I have known many lads in the Navy who are unable to spell it correctly. It's usually 'matlow'.....knobheads.

I have 2 older brother in laws, and they are both ex Royal Marine Commandos so I am well versed in many nautical terms, particularly concerning alcohol and boozing.
Drinking during the day - sun over the yard arm.
Pissed up - 3 sheets to the wind .
Being groggy because of drinking too much.
3 square meals a day.

And best of all - only 2 things fall out of the sky -
Bird shit and Paras.
(Royal Marines and Paratroopers have a very intense rivalry).

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Fun and games on the BBC Have Your Say

 

[svennis pennis]

At least we know our guy to lead the rags to the promised land once they are in the championship

 

[stonerblue]

I’ll admit, I quite liked listening to him during the Euro’s, his punditry came across as fair and measured.

His delivery is so boring

 

[Elbow beards]

I couldn’t give 2 fucks other than to say we’ll have another rag pundit on our screens soon enough ff

The mating calls of a sperm whale would be more comprehensible. Though the appearance would be similar.

 

[jimharri]

My Mum has just told me that someone texted Radio Cornwall, with the following message:

"Rooney isn’t cut out to be a coach. He should stick to cooking eating burgers."

Fixed.

 

[1961_vintage]

Drinking during the day - sun over the yard arm.

When the sun is over the yard arm it is usually late afternoon/early evening and so time to get the bar open and get on the piss.